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Hacker. Forensicator. Anthropologist. Author. Instructor. Consultant.

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Joined August 2009
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Integrating the security stack itself is a simpler, more effective, and sustainable way to get the most from it and your people, even in today’s #AtomizedNetwork. Learn more in a new blog by Dan Ramaswami, Vice President of Field Engineering, Netography: bit.ly/3QTgWXN
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We hope everyone is having a great Memorial Day! Check out next week's live online courses in the graphic below. We hope to see you in class! @Chris_Brenton @joff_thyer @jhamcorp Training calendar: antisyphontraining.com/train…
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June's just around the corner & we have great trainings coming up! Check out June's lineup of training courses in the graphic below. ⬇️ @Chris_Brenton @joff_thyer @jhamcorp @OrOneEqualsOne @hal_pomeranz @c1ph0r @C_3PJoe @ralphte1 @ustayready @InfoSystir antisyphontraining.com/train…
Happy St. Patrick's Day! We're feeling lucky for continued support from all of you & of course, from our instructors! Here's a talk from one of our instructors, @jhamcorp at @WWHackinFest Deadwood 2020! ow.ly/CkT350IlQfK Jonathan's upcoming course: ow.ly/o2Bk50IlQfJ
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Welcome @mediaphyter Jennifer Leggio who has joined as Chief Marketing Officer and @JoelEsler who has joined as Vice President of Threat Research. We are excited to have you onboard and look forward to accomplishing great things! bit.ly/3rO3w3h #newhires #WeAreHiring
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In case you weren't following on LinkedIn, my 16 hour (4 day) course starts again next Tuesday (1/25): Network Forensics: Hunting with Packets, hosted by @Antisy_Training. See jhamcorp.com for details. Registration is still open. It's sure to be a blast once again! 🤓
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Oh, and it’s next week or you’ll have to wait until April!
In case you haven't been following on LinkedIn, I'm teaching a brand new 16 hour (4 day) course starting next Tuesday (11/2): Network Forensics: Hunting with Packets, hosted by @Antisy_Training. See jhamcorp.com for details. So excited! 🤓
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As a veteran who volunteered for service, I find it particularly offensive to create a combat action figure of a draft dodger who was too cowardly to serve, so he had his daddy buy a fake doctor's note from a man he was renting office space to. Yeah, I went there.
Retweet if you would never buy this.
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Then I'm a big loser I guess.
Replying to @MalwareJake
I thought anyone who didn't get out of serving were losers and suckers?
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Apropos of? If anyone wants to give me, say, 3 mo. & US$3M, I’m fairly confident that I can tell you not only whether your small fleet of systems could potentially be popped by a s’kidiot w/ Metasploit, but more importantly, if there’s any reason to believe they actually *were*.
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Also, full disclosure, I’m not a Ninja.
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Having googled and found it absent, I hereby coin "recidivised" as a portmanteau of "recidivism" and "revised". Its use explicitly acknowledges that an author's revision includes past practices which run counter to current culture, but which the author deems necessary for effect.
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Apropos of nothing, of course. ;-) Because I'm not recidivising anything right now...
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Anyone can now use this new term. Instead of saying "I revised my [foo] in light of [comment]," one can say "I *recidivised* my [foo]" to imply that "I've revised to clarify, but still hold that I'm right about this, and you're wrong."
Having googled and found it absent, I hereby coin "recidivised" as a portmanteau of "recidivism" and "revised". Its use explicitly acknowledges that an author's revision includes past practices which run counter to current culture, but which the author deems necessary for effect.
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Or more judiciously and less confrontationally: "I will stick to my methods while revising my presentation of results."
Apropos of *EVERYTHING*, and along side distractions that necessitated postponing a webcast with @strandjs and @MalwareJake, I’m unable to get this out of my head: Welch: “You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?” Who can say he ever has?
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