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Tech stuff. Vocoder enthusiast. Person who cares about things. On the internet: always jiaaro. Also [email protected]

Austin, TX
Joined April 2008
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Actual talents involved in programming: - naming things - introspective thinking - explaining things to other people clearly
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$8K to the best build. On Aug 20, builders get a full day of early access to Kizen's agentic orchestration system to go head to head, judged live on what you ship that day. Bring a real use case, leave with a working version running. Apply now: luma.com/99g3pjbn
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Whoever designed these toys that yell out for attention after not being touched for an hour should be disbarred from the lollipop guild or whatever
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"You can't build a sustainable system with one time dollars" - Tom Frieden
Wonder which state will have the honor of being first to have more COVID cases than college degrees - West Virginia and Louisiana are close
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The web sure is something these days
What’s your most highly developed skill that you’d intentionally omit from your resume?
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whoever designed smoke detectors to make the same sound for "fire" and "low battery" should be fired
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The new hotness in javAscripT, caterpillar casing: capitalize the last letter of each word-part
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Alignment you think you are vs reality: LG > LN LN > LN LE > NE NG > N N > N NE > CE CG > N CN > CE CE > CE There *are* good people but they're exceptions to the rules of the universe. sorry not sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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People who think they're evil are so rare as to basically be irrelevant - included above for completeness though. If you think you're evil, I'm just going to trust you on that haha
Other people's code is the Root Of All Evil
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Prob already had 2024 campaign materials
Not allowing developers to add cross-play/cross save is the “you can’t bring your phone number with you” of games
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Fire sauce is the only sauce Who even eats these tomato vinegar or liquified smoke options?
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Obvious headlines are obvious
The Left Wants Regime Change | bit.ly/3iUaK0d via @RichLowry
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Apple 2020: The Massively Multiplayer Loot Box Casino Strikes Back
.@MicrosoftTeams Is there a way to disable the popup about my mic not sending audio? I use a hardware mute button. it's very annoying
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if autotune was the sound of the 2010s, vocoders are the sound of the 2020s
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Please stop using a database + cronjob instead of a queue. Queues are not hard to use. Your cron solution will fall over the moment you need it most.
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Obviously Greta Thunberg created covid19 to shut down the the most polluting forms of transportation
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