Jim Baow

The thing about Styx is that they never sorted out whether they wanted to be Metallica or Air Supply

Wait… I thought it was a national priority to fix up a remodel the Kennedy Center? Oh but only if Trump name on it, else bye? Confused.

Ok, I’m going on the record. Trump is measurably the worst negotiator in the history of negotiation. There, I said it.

Don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Takeaway from SotU 2026. America has survived worse traitorous toxins than this guy.

choose your enemies carefully cuz they will define you

We learn a lot about the @GOP when we pay attention to which problems get prayer+action, and which problems only get prayer.

Our nation’s best marketing executive since the 70s redacted his name out of incriminating public documents. Nothing to see here, folks.

Sweet. When my clients pay my consulting rate, I’ll just consider those to be “tips”.

Can SMA Weimer send a couple drill sergeants over to the White House to instruct @realDonaldTrump how to salute without embarrassing America and our flag? Or get him to stop trying to salute? One or the other? Please? @USArmy @SecDef

America’s “Helicopter Parent” @DeionSanders Someday @ShedeurSanders, the man, will stand on his own feet. Not today though. Daddy Deion still running the show. marca.com/en/nfl/cleveland-b…

When I’m elected Trump one day, I’m gonna force the @NFL to do the draft in Green Bay every year. The @NFLCombine too.

“Trade wars are so easy to win, folks… so easy you wouldn’t believe.”

The problem with Trump’s moves isn’t that he’s playing checkers in a chess world… is that he’s playing tic-tac-toe in a chess world. …and he’s burning our 401(k)’s in the wake of his retarded narcissism.

Kim Trump Don-un has spoken. We’re not America anymore. Loyalty and praise to Him first. Constitution and freedom last.

You all tired of winning yet?

Good News: I think the Founding Fathers would’ve been pretty impressed that we made it almost 250 years.

Stunned that Trump’s “I can end the war within 24 hours” was that Ukraine should simply surrender. Dude… we knew that plan, and the Ukrainians are sort of against it. Next golden gem of wisdom?

Tariff Whack-a-Mole? That’s our whole foreign policy strategy? Wonderful…

Why did you pardon hundreds of felons who assaulted cops with flag spears, bear mace, and handheld tasers? Trump: “Because murderers are never sent to prison anymore.” Ok. Time to pack up America. We had a good run.

Paratroopers and marines are headed to the fucking southern (brown people) border folks. 👊 With ammo? No. With RoE? No. Then why? So that FoxNews, Newsmax, and @charliekirk11 can use screen grabs of marines and paratroopers dragging ass thru dust so they can jizz in their pants. Big ratings, big advertising billables. This is what last year’s HS graduates are doing. Putting on camouflage and combat gear and serving as theatrical extras in right wing media’s content game.