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Is it okay to pay interns in red hats and Wolfmother CDs? We're waiting with bated breath for the answer this arvo. Discussion at 5:30.

Is it wrong to use mirrors to trick your husband into preparing an extra breakfast? Discussion at 5:30.

Is it wrong to leave a voodoo doll of yourself in a girl’s bedroom? Discussion at 5:30.

Could a hologram and a ghost have a baby? This arvo we grill Dr Karl about the supernatural and secretly hope he has a tantrum.

Tomorrow we talk drugs at music festivals. Nick from WA says he won't take MDMA now he knows it stands for Mum's Disappointed, Mum's Angry.

Is cupping a fart a micro or macro aggression? Discussion this arvo at 5:30.

Is Santa a cuck? Discussion this arvo at 5:30.

Question for all the skaters who vote Liberal. If Labour initiated a 'No 360 flip left unstomped' policy would that shift your vote to them?

This arvo's topic: Civil disobedience. We chat to conservative guys with 37 followers, the experts on what constitutes an effective protest.

Pumped to announce Dolly Doctor is joining the team! We won't have her on air but she'll be around to answer all of @TomTilley's questions.

We don't just report the news, we create it. Everyone please tell their Dad that sushi is sexist.

Are millennials discriminated against at pub trivia? Amy from SA says "who the fuck are the Pet Shop Boys". More at 5:30.

Does it count as a catcall if it's mansplaining? We chat to Jim from NSW who spent all day yelling from his ute about the offside rule.

At 5:30 we chat about a daunting political era. Max from VIC says at least there hasn't been a blackface lady on Facebook for a month or so.

Today we chat with an immortal who lives forever by performing the exact same ritual of magicka every 13 years.

So pumped to introduce your fresh new triple j breakfast team for 2017.... Chair and Table!

Is it wrong to eat a Bondi Burger if you're pescatarian? Emma says it's named after a beach and that's close enough. Discussion at 5:30.

What is the supermoon? When the moon gets bitten by another moon? Dr Karl joins us at 5:30 to mansplain.