@jjmaple85

19 (minors dnf). I only log on when manic. I only write intense situations about gag characters when depressed. https://xitter.cf/t.co/65pZO8Qk7a

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Joined March 2025
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done. might be selective... @maplechaser85
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should I make a priv. sigh
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should I make a priv. sigh
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bipolar mania is such a drag I have to meet my quota of 5 impulsive texts 3 pics of my cleavage sent to people and 1 dangerously poor decision
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I wonder why people don't really have a personal impression of me and then I remember I delete all tweets about my actual life within ~an hour of posting them. sigh. if you ask me a question about myself tonight I'll probably answer it out of manic impulse. (matt voice) Poke me.
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like what do you mean the canadian injury fetish tweets and the vague tweets about interacting with evasive butch lesbians don't give you a solid impression of me
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don't even bring up blood stuff in front of me... I go rabid. I could probably stretch my matt characterization to include him willing to cut himself for attention. maybe he'd say he cut himself accidentally while cleaning to make jay feel bad for not doing the chores (1/2)
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and get jay to go along with another plan/stay out of guilt. of course he's just secretly self-inflicting this whole time. I like the idea too of matt being typically brash and getting his wound all up close to jay's face because he knows jay gets grossed out by that stuff. (2/2)
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also posting engagement bait. sigh. who am I to you...
33%webmatt
33%webjay
25%vicematt
8%vicejay
12 votes • Final results
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anyways send me weird sex stuff or hatemail on here (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⬇️ I'm eagerly awaiting your message—!! alterspring.org/@jjmaple85

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I'm so entranced by alterspring I wasn't even aware how bad strawpage filtering was until I was struck deeply by the first "mattjay nipple play" in my inbox
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I will really never get the attitude some people have about the quality of fanfiction writing. even if, by your standards, a work is not grammatically on-par, sounds "pretentious" or "flowery", uses a popular trope, etc... there's zero need to be publicly cruel about it?
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I swear this sense of entitlement has grown huge in recent years. it's so discouraging. all I'm doing is writing stupid self-indulgent stuff online and trying to find a community who likes the same thing. I don't get all of this discourse over something so simple I really don't
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all I can really do is encourage other fic writers and try to keep my circle positive and welcoming... it's hard to look past all the negativity sometimes, though.
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web mattjay sex is annoying as fuck matt won't stop talking about chinese cereal brands + how it relates to something vince valence did in 2002 and jay is taking deep breaths trying not to think about what this implies about his masculinity. all that just to prematurely ejaculate
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oh you bet... I want to write a mattjay omo fic soon. I like to think about them in situations like going behind a tree or into a bottle/cup. especially with jay having a small bladder, getting desperate, and going off to relieve himself... and matt watches a little too closely..
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see this is exactly why I got alterspring. in context of web... I think matt's tits would be cute... he'd especially like it when jay squeezes them hard. jay's nipples are more sensitive to pinch and he gets flustered about liking it because it insults his masculinity or whatever
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ignore the "f" okay I'm still trying to figure this alterspring stuff out
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okay I made an alterspring. this apparently has no censoring so it's a lot more free than strawpage ^^ send me your worst—!!! alterspring.org/@jjmaple85

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