Joined September 2022
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First Malfoid Monday where I don't really have anything interesting to post Trying to keep myself busy and motivated. Don't want any of us to get burned out or lose our inspiration Have you guys read any new and exciting fanfics? Do you have any recommendations? Should I go on a marketing blitz for my stories?
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Monday, you jerk! Why won't you just die?!! 🔫🥹💦 #PAF
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逃げろ!!!!!
ドッグラン行ったらお友達がいなかったから、夫がランした
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Who's the victim?
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"Harry, that guy Seamus, from your class. You'd consider him a friend right?" "He talks about his mother quite a lot, that Seamus. Did I ever tell you that I knew his mother?" "Yes, yes, we were quite good 'friends' in school. But that's not important, back to Seamus." "I'm quite sure Seamus has told you at some point how he's afraid of banshees? And that once upon a time, when he was very young, he heard one?" "Anyway, the point that I'm trying to make is, I'm afraid I might be responsible for that. You see one night when I was very, very drunk, me and her... you know..." "Well let's just say that young Seamus was not hearing a banshee." "Oh there's no lesson in this Harry, but if you want I can give you some tips so you can do the same for that Malfoid girlfriend of yours?" "I believe her mother wanted two full Quidditch teams?"
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>"women are stupid" >"don't you have a wife bro" first of all, my wife is my wife more than she is a woman. second of all,
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Peak borb form
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Replying to @Animex_Tweet
Australian Birds: "AAAAAAHHHHHHH"
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Turning a woman into a soft little sleepy thing who can actually relax beside you is exactly the flex you think it is.
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POV you are Dracaena Malfoy-Potter coming home from brunch at the Weasley's.
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The "emotional labor" of ogling my wife when she gets out of the shower and molesting her while she's cooking dinner
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