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So many unspoken rules in life, but the one you should never violate? If you’re getting mayonnaise, don’t even look at other brands. Just get Crosse & Blackwell.
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I always knew as a kid that my true calling was to create shareholder value.
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Erling Braut Haaland didn’t sign a ten year contact extension to be subjected to this nonsense man.
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One of my boys tells me he needs a $100 to sort an urgent ‘life or de-ath’ situation by the 15th. GTA 6 costs $100. Drops on the 19th. Fairs, I respect it.
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I promise I’ll be serious this time Duolingo. I won’t delete you. Pinky promise.
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Huge fan of Trevor Noah’s podcast. Highlight of my Thursdays (and now Tuesdays?).
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A few more days and I’ll be able to binge watch GTA 6 on YouTube.
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When the worst guy you know is absolutely spot on.
🚨Roy Keane on Luka Vušković’s controversial handball against Manchester City: 🗣️ Roy Keane: “I’m genuinely struggling to understand what football has become when we can look at an incident like that and somehow conclude that it’s not a penalty because it wasn’t intentional. “Since when did we introduce a system where officials have to establish whether a handball was intentional before deciding whether it’s a foul? What exactly are we watching here? “Let’s go back to the incident. Anderson gets the ball inside the box and takes a shot. It takes a deflection off a Brighton player’s head, and then the ball clearly strikes Vušković’s hand. His arm is away from his body, the ball hits it, and it changes the direction of the ball. “Now, I’m not a referee, but I know what I’m looking at. His hand is in a position that makes his body bigger, and the contact has a direct impact on the play. “VAR takes its time, examines the incident and comes back with the explanation that it was unintentional. Unintentional? That’s utter nonsense! “Are we now saying that every handball inside the penalty area should be ignored as long as a player can convince us he didn’t mean it? That’s not how the game should work. The position of the arm, the movement and the impact on the play all matter. “And if I’m Enzo Maresca right now, I’m absolutely furious. You’re losing 1-0, you’ve had two potential handball decisions go against you, and you’re not getting a penalty from an incident that deserves serious scrutiny. “I would be asking the officials what exactly they’re seeing. I’d want somebody to explain that decision to me because, from where I’m sitting, it makes absolutely no sense. “I’ve watched the replay, Gary has watched it, Scholesy has watched it, and we’re all looking at the same incident. You don’t have to agree with every decision, but you have to explain how the officials arrived at that conclusion. “And let’s not pretend Manchester City haven’t had their own frustrations with officials either. We’ve seen them lose important decisions in games where the consequences are enormous. It’s absolute broad daylight robbery, mate! Big decisions are being missed right in front of everybody’s eyes. “And the problem is that this is becoming normal in the Premier League. Every weekend, we’re discussing another controversial decision, another VAR explanation and another manager demanding answers. That’s not what this technology was introduced for. “That’s the problem with VAR. It was introduced to correct obvious mistakes, but sometimes it creates even bigger arguments. We spend five minutes examining an incident, only to come away more confused than we were when it happened. “If a defender’s hand is away from his body, the ball strikes it and that contact changes the direction of the ball inside the penalty area, then I want a proper explanation for why it’s not a penalty. You cannot tell managers and supporters to respect the rules when the people enforcing those rules cannot provide a convincing explanation.” “And please, don’t come back to me with the word ‘unintentional’ as if that ends the discussion. Football is not played with your hands in your pockets. The officials have a responsibility to get these decisions right.”
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Pep used to overthink, Maresca on the other hand doesn't even think
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Doku got patched it’s not even funny
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Enzo is behaving a lot like Pep, which is incredibly frustrating. Why the experiments? Why the constant push to prove some point about Fernandez? So many questions bro. If we lose this, this is all on him Tbf. Also get Donnarumma out man, I’m tired bro, I’ve tried.
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State of referring in this league big LOL
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The saddest part about Enzo Fernandez is this guy is always fit. No injuries to get him off for a little while.
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I have no problem with a coach having favourites at a club, but I absolutely hate it when they keep playing them despite how blatantly obvious it is that they’re dead weight. Enzo Fernández & Maresca. That’s what this is about.
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Also that lil lil experiment with Bouaddi upfront??? And then?
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Ndiaye What a BALLER
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Nahhh stop that 🔥
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This new hobby will be the financial ruin of me. Fragrance collecting is addicting 😭.
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Openi ze door (talala) Openi ze door (talala) Openi se door for meee.
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Unfortunately this TikTok audio will plague me for the foreseeable future.
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I really, really detest the state of transfer business this club has been doing. Like what are we doing bro? Genuinely, what are we doing here?
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If there’s literally a whole line of mealie meal called breakfast, then why should you judge me for eating Nshima na T-Bone at 8 AM?
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