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You'll never hear me play the same song twice while in the shower

Joined April 2012
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When the homeless Montana dude and I agree on the same sixer at the gas station just because it's 9%, it's a good sign
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Good news. This the last Sunday we have to through without football or game of thrones till February 10th
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Jacob LeMay retweeted
So tell me again why there's a cap on how much a player should get?? Don't answer that. Steph should be getting 400M this summer 5yrs. #JMTs teapawt.net/annkillion/status/8812…
How valuable is Stephen Curry? In 2010 Lacob bought Warriors for $450 million. Now worth $2.6 billion.
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Saw a girl textin’ and drivin’, so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her. Can’t believe the nerve of some people. Merica.
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I think Twitter is trying to turn me liberal. I strictly get notifications about @KarlyAM__ @becca_patton @NireOnerom @jk_rowling
Jacob LeMay retweeted
Male..Men..guys..pals..dudes.. listen up..rompers are built for WOMEN..please don't start that trend
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Congrats to Pomeroys SS Kerri Schrock who won a National Championship today and got engaged on the field! – at Akron, OH
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SHOUTS OUT TO UTERUSES, THE ORIGINAL 3-D PRINTERS
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Then strapped up my backpack and sprinted to the house from the bus stop like a 5th grader home for summer break
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If you heard somebody scream "let's get drunk" in the library today that was me. Because I just finished my last final and I'm graduating!
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Is it cool to like sad posts? Aaron hernandez committing suicide popped up on insta and I liked it. Then I realized what I actually liked 🤔
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1. These Walls 2. Alright 3. HUMBLE. 4. Poetic Justice 5. Complexion teapawt.net/mglmqz/status/85363188…
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you ever say fuck it and drink a whole glass of water
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As Your LSD Kicks In Here's How To Bake Lemon Bars bit.ly/2nLXkXv
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The Romo Spin is still one of the coldest moves in the history sports don't @ me
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I've taken pfw 3 times now and I just learned more from a 7 year old at a restaurant than I ever have from that class
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I've decided my Twitter is going to shift to private in the near future. Retweet while you still can.
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will reveal openers on ig at 10k rts :) tix / vip in bio
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While telling teacher I have investor status at brothers, "aggressive bar habits and alcoholism isn't the same thing"...
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