Josh Hesslein (@jlhesslein) profile picture

Not afraid to ask the really dumb questions.

San Francisco
Joined February 2008
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Come on @MarvelStudios, there's one team-up I'm dying to see and you can make it happen...
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If selling cakes makes bakers participants in gay marriages, then selling assault rifles makes gun manufacturers participants in mass shootings.
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Now I feel like a moron for not knowing the original definition of topical Diclofenac.
Erin O'Toole, I feel like I barely knew you.
Two years ago. #cdnpoli
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So... I'm not a math major, but to me this looks like 78% of the Trucker Convoy are not truckers.
⚠️ TRUCK CONVOY UPDATE ⚠️ As of 9:35 am all roads have reopened and all trucks and passenger vehicles have departed #ygk and are now EB on Hwy 401. Our count: ❄️17 full tractor trailers ❄️104 tractors w no trailers ❄️424 passenger vehicles ❄️6 RVs
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Also - (again not a math major): 551 vehicles represents approximately .0014% of the Canadian population of ~38 million. At what point is the elected government supposed to start quaking in the face of overwhelming numbers?
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My next book as a meme:
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Why are the pyramids in Egypt? Bc they were too heavy to carry to the British museum.
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You know that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where an entire race pours all of their negative & destructive emotions into a being that becomes sentient and so malevolent they have to leave their planet forever? Just thinking about that as I read Twitter tonight.
The last time I heard the phrase "We have to avoid the Omicron Wave" I'm pretty sure it was followed by "...Maximum warp Mr. Crusher - engage."
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Yep, feels about right.
Watch this. On the perils & pitfalls of returning to the office. 😊 Pure joy. 🤩 teapawt.net/juliahobsbawm/status/1…
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With over 10,000 participants and spectators, the 1933 Christie Pits Riot in Toronto remains one of the worst outbreaks of ethnic violence in Canadian history. Learn the story in our NEW video, part of a series on #multiculturalism in Canada.
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Every time I read “global pandemic” I feel a small spasm of irritation. As in what other sort of pandemic is there? A “compact artisanal pandemic”? An “area of outstanding natural beauty with some virus too pandemic”?
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"Look folks, we've had laws against murder for years now, and people keep doing it. And what are we going to do - have the RCMP arrest them all? So I think we need to show a little common sense here and stop criminalizing people who kill people."
Taking questions on his FB page tonight, Premier Kenney offered further clarification on why Alberta stopped short of instituting a province-wide mask mandate. #yeg #yyc #ableg #covid19ab
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For every retweet this receives, @ArleneDickinson is donating $1 (up to $10,000), to the @CalgaryFoodBank! In times like these, the generosity and community-minded spirit of Calgarians is needed more than ever. Every $1 in donations buys $5 in food. youtu.be/jgnQpYZYk9A
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"The Louder We Get" echoed through my ears and mind when I read this today. The kids are still fighting, still getting louder. Thanks @theatrecalgary for telling such a compelling and timely story. metro.co.uk/2020/02/19/stude…