Educator, parent, football fan. Not as sad as Dostoevsky; not as clever as Mark Twain

Joined October 2010
Matt Smith telling us that Monaco have scored their penalty before we've had a chance to see it. No need for suspense or drama mate. @acjimbo would never. Also no coverage at all of Sturm v Brugges
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Just met a guy at @DulwichHamletFC wearing a match worn San Marino shirt from the game where they beat Liechtenstein! @SweeperPod
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Rory Smith is really good on the new Goals Show but other than that I'm seriously questioning my @footballontnt subscription. Where are @JamesHorncastle @acjimbo and the rest??
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1-0 without T-Rex arms
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Lots of things clash with Glastonbury headliners. Football would just be another thing. Think the organisers have missed the mark here
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Can't remember seeing a top-level match suspended for rain and lightning before #GERDEN
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Roberto Martinez looks more like The Hood everyone I see him #PORCZE
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Good game but let down by some very poor refereeing #AUTFRA
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Beautiful country to visit too. And so small you don't need a car, just the buses
🇲🇹🏝️ Located in the Mediterranean Sea between Sicily & North Africa, the micro-state of Malta has a fascinating football culture. From fake funeral parades to club presidents who want to play, here are 10 things you need to know about the beautiful game on the island. THREAD 🧵
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Quality birthday - day off, 8 mile walk, couple of pints, 2 episodes of @CareerWeGoPod (to be fair)
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With those white coats, the Bayern staff look like a bunch of chemists! #BAYARS
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James Greenwood-Lush retweeted
Not pronouncing the first r in February is....
59%very common and correct
26%very common and incorrect
9%uncommon but fine
6%uncommon and incorrect
160 votes • Final results
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Hoped to see @sorrentocalcio today - travelled from Naples - just found out from two nice guys at the Stadio Italia that they are playing in Potenza 😭
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Tricky enough to get all these accurately without correct spellings being marked wrong @BBCSport
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Glenn Murray's umbrella 😂 #PLYLEE
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This year marks 30 years of Belle and Sebastian
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James Greenwood-Lush retweeted
Imagine a theatre selling tickets for a show which was due to take place in 6 weeks - but they refuse to tell you if the show will take place on Friday, Saturday, Sunday or Monday. Four of these games will not kick off at Sat 3pm.
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Saw the wee dog and instantly thought of Lucas Torreira
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