no borders no nations self-flagellation I don't follow people I just shout into the void
Joined October 2014
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Having adhd is great because it's basically just, like, I'm annoying enough that it's considered a disability
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Sorry I can't come to work today I'm having a personal emergency (I just found out that The First Cut Is the Deepest by Sheryl Crow is by Cat Stevens)
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I am begging harrisburg to be anything other than a swamp for even a single day. Not one day in the forecast with humidity below 50%, please my plants are dying
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There's an alternate universe where LoTR is directed by Guillermo del Toro and Pippin is played by Charlie Day
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Serious question: how do I (or we, collectively,) get @TouchTunes to add john cage's 4'33 to its library?
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ADHD money saving tips:
-forget your wallet every time you leave the house
-make a deal w yourself that if you do a task you can have a treat, then never do the task
-go on the internet to buy something and become so overwhelmed by the choices that you decide to live without it
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Being subjected to "Dude looks like a lady" during pride month, I'd like to report a hate crime
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Sorry I can't come in today, my history of contracting the deadly virus we made no meaningful effort to prevent has made me more vulnerable to the increasing airborne particulates resulting from manmade climate change, which we have also made no meaningful effort to prevent
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Sorry I can't come to work, I saw, through the haze of the poisoned air, a heron, bobbing for poisoned fish in the poisoned waters, and I have become inconsolable
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