Should we do a little cheese? Should we knaw a little wire?

Back from 5 weeks traveling Asia and fat as a house. My old personal trainer will be getting a call tomorrow

They put crack in this open.spotify.com/track/3GOOB…

Japanese guy on Grindr with the same height/weight as me has his body type down as ‘large’

The best way I can describe these new taylor songs is that they sound like the random tracks by artists with 12k monthly listeners halfway down my discover weekly playlist

I am crying at Johanne stuffing the mud in her pocket 😭😭😭 #bbuk

These are the worst group of faithfuls I’ve ever watched. Get them all out!! #traitorsirl

Deserved a music video

“they’re from the wesht” “bare fishts”

Everyone on this series is so fucking stupid oh my god 😭 #TraitorsIRL

Can they put that orchestral arrangement at the start of the direct on Spotify please? #Zelda

They should get everyone absolutely plastered and see what kind of fights break out. Like I wanna see something #TraitorsIRL

The cast this year just aren’t doing it for me. Every time someone mentions a name I’m like “who?!” #TraitorsIRL

“I can’t stand up for myself because I broke my neck last year” #TraitorsIRL

“Ella Langley” “Stella Lefty” “Sienna Spiro”

I have a confession… I don’t like the CMAT O’Neills shorts

Thinking about this video of an 8 year old boy freaking out over Dolly Parton and her pointing and laughing in amusement 😭

Came home from my spin class planning to relax for the evening and ended up working for 4 hours