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Joined January 2013
Be a cartographer, not a gatekeeper.
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Everything is fake until proven otherwise.
It isn't just AI generated text that is starting to bleed over into search results. The main image if you do a Google search for Hawaiian singer Israel Kamakawiwoʻole (whose version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow you have probably hear) is a Midjourney creation right from Reddit.
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For fun I downloaded the data and ran a quick periodicity search, and I calculated that one lunar (synodic!) month lasts 29.62 days. Only off by 0.3%!
the graph of traffic to the "full moon" article is so satisfying
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Just a brief reminder that we are all standing around on the delicate thin frozen surface of a droplet of molten lava hurtling through space at a little over 2 million kilometers per hour.
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This is wrong. Null findings are as important as new findings for research. They may be less exciting but they need to be published!
Paper rejected after satisfactory revise&resubmit, because of NULL FINDINGS (that were, for the record, in the initial submission). A PhD student’s paper, I can’t tell you how much rage I’m feeling right now.
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Calling All New Yorkers… 8:12 pm, NYC Time Monday, May 29, 2023 Tuesday, May 30, 2023 Crowds gather. Traffic halts. Cross streets glisten with fiery orange light, rendering otherwise-shadowed urban canyons aglow. Behold sunset on the Manhattan grid. Behold #Manhattanhenge.
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Spoiler: a good game to play with students, but also a true little mystery.
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Funniest paper title I have seen in a while. 😂
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I just went through rather a lot of effort to rescue a garden spider that had gotten into my kitchen, only to have my dog go outside and promptly eat it.
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Yes, my trained service dog. I suppose she considers this one of the services she provides.
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Seems like a good day to post Ted Chiang’s essay in the New Yorker on who is most likely to benefit from the AI paradigm shift, as things stand. newyorker.com/science/annals…
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In my to read list
The impact of UV variability on the abundance of bright galaxies at $z \geq 9$. (arXiv:2305.05679v1 [astro-ph.GA]) relevance:86% arxiv.org/abs/2305.05679 #darkmatter @mvogelsb @MBKplus
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I missed this yesterday, perhaps you did, too 👇🏻
AAS Ethics Policies, Procedures, and the Path Forward AAS President Kelsey Johnson provides an update on recent discussions of the role of the AAS in setting ethical guidelines and issuing sanctions within our community. aas.org/posts/news/2023/05/a…
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New paper was accepted this week! 💫 arxiv.org/pdf/2304.12661.pdf Let me tell you a story about this little unremarkable galaxy here and an event that happened on 8th October 2020 that suddenly made it the focus of telescopes around the world…
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I frequently get messages from students asking if they can interview me via Zoom or similar for their school assignments. It is my very strong opinion that those are not good assignments (bad for all involved), and teachers shouldn't give them. Here's why: astrokatie.com/student-reque…
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Or, hear me out, an extremely disgruntled, soon-to-be-ex-Twitter employee did it so that we would all google it and see the headline.
Why do I get the feeling the Doge icon was added so when you search "Elon" and "Doge" the story of his racketeering lawsuit will be buried?
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