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Joined March 2013
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oh man
Insane that Modern Family was on for over a decade, was so huge at its time, and had zero cultural impact. No quotes-turned-shorthand, no staying power
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hate it when a series assassinate a character
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dapat sa mga tao sa arrival sa baggage claiming na lumalampas sa yellow line, naka upo nalang sa converyor e
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alam nyo??? di nyo kasi gets
I could read English smut no problem but Tagalog smut????? I might need to hide under my bed, duck under the covers, read a sentence, and cringe every now and then. the dirty talk just feels cringe if it's in Tagalog. Like a kanal typa smut. much more kanal if it's bisaya smut.
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putangina ang inet, kahit naliligo pinagpapawisan
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anong good sa friday kung dun pinatay si jesus? clearly hindi yung mga romano🥹
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bakit ang discount sa kainan yung may company id, mas kailangan ho ng walang trabaho yung discount???
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me in every universe
"kamusta tulog m-" wala akong tulog.
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ohmygod kuhang kuha ng palabas ni kaye abad sa netflix ung inis ko, pati poot, mula umpisa hanggang dulo shet
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taenang face card ng mga tita kong yan, ang panget q kajzhzhss
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buti nalang di ko asawa yang alvin aragon yan, baka mag resign ako agad pag sinabi niyang mag resign ako
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ok ito na, magbabati na kami ng demonyo kong kapatid(alam niya yan) jahshshshs
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fake suicidal, saw u taking your immunpro
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bcos of my greedy ass, i now need to file my taxes
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wala naba talagang nag dadrive sa move it, joyride 😭😭
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idk shit about this😭 ma come pick me up sksjshshahaha
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putanginang tax
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there should be a rule na only hot ppl while smoking get to smoke charot hehe
me every time a smoker is near me bc y'all really don't smell or look good doing all that in public... non-smokers are not shaming u people enough actually !!
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