If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.
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Scheduling the Columbus show the weekend of the Memorial Tournament is a masterful gambit as a fellow self described golf sicko
Football stadiums with all my friends. Mind blown and hands shaking let’s go back on tour. The Last Of The Bugs World Tour kicking off April 2027.
Sign up before Thursday, November 5th at 11:59pm ET at the link in my bio for access to the ticket presale. General on sale will take place on Thursday, November 12th at 12pm local time at noahkahan.com/pages/tour.
@KahanHQ will be your place to go for all the information and details. We’ll be continuing the mission of The Busyhead Project on this tour.
For the fans who had purchased tickets to my Citi Field July 18th, 2026 show that was canceled due to weather, you have an opportunity to access an exclusive presale for the upcoming June 18th, MetLife Stadium show. To access the presale, tickets must have originally been purchased through Ticketmaster or Face Value Exchange, and you must use the email connected to the Citi Field ‘26 tickets. The canceled Citi Field ‘26 Ticketholders Presale will take place on November 10th from 9am - 11am local.
See you when the bugs don’t die.
noahkahan.com/pages/tour
Every single change in the last few years has been criticized as turning CFB into the NFL, so it would seem completely logical that ‘Any Given Sunday’ would become ‘Any Given Saturday’
Ahead of the best slate of the CFB season, I can’t wait for the sport’s preeminent media partner to provide three hours of Pat McAfee making soaking jokes around Nick Saban telling me a 2027 7-5 SEC winning the expanded CFP playoff would be a great thing
Quote tweeting this before it gets deleted. Ohio State must really be cooked if they blow a 23-3 lead against an SEC team! Columbus deserves so much better than 97.1
Haven’t been to a Browns game in over a decade. But I very well may have to be in Cleveland Week 3 to fulfill my duty to make this “personal”
Sources: The #Browns are naming Deshaun Watson as their starting QB for Week 1. The favorite going into camp. Now the starter, officially.
I’ve never seen a golfer deserve a bogey more in his life. Doing lame crowd work like a comedian well past his peak before stealing the moment from his playing partner who is leading the tournament. Half egomaniac, half algorithm
Still not in the playoffs as of today, though… Would be the most #CBJ thing ever to somehow get to 100 points and not get a shot at going on a run
16 Stats 📊📈📉
The Columbus Blue Jackets are the real deal. Under Rick Bowness they've become more than Zach Werenski and friends, they've arrived as a legitimate Stanley Cup dark horse.
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An overused meme for sure, but this may the most applicable use yet in the days of AI
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If only I could go back in time and tell 17 year old me that in the next 15 years:
-South Carolina men’s basketball would go to more Final Fours than Indiana
-Indiana would win a national title in football
When you’re a Gamecock in group chats with Ohio State fans not coping well with incompetent offensive line play
I, for one, am stunned the team that fell behind 30-3 to South Carolina on their home field and played the easiest possible group of opponents in the SEC was overrated
ESPN doing a great job of building up to kickoff and showcasing Kyle Field to cut to commercial right before the Aggie War Hymn chorus is despicable
Fernando Mendoza is the love child of Andrew Luck and Tim Tebow. Trade the farm @Browns