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KryssiKakes

@joangasmic

Centrist Xennial | LESBIAN, NOT “QUEER” | Mean misanthropic cat mom | Old Hollywood, 80s, 90s Pop Culture | ♐️♌️♈️♎️ Joan Ferguson | Joan Crawford | Joan Rivers

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Joined March 2015
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Frances Conroy Updates (@GoldCrucifix) profile pictureFrances Conroy Updates@GoldCrucifixOct 12
I like this shot. Could be made into a poster. #AHS13
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Girl stop looking so cute you have no idea what's about to happen to you
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Me at the AHS 13 plot dinner
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The AHS Zone (@AHSZone) profile picture
The AHS Zone@AHSZone14h
First look at Sarah Paulson, Jessica Lange, Gabourey Sidibe, Billie Lourd, and Leslie Grossman on Nightline together to promote “American Horror Story: 13.” #AHS13
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The Jezebel Ball sequence, the Rauhnacht family meeting/dinner with the Black Dahlia, the Appolyon sets, Myrtle Snow’s hell sequence, Jessica Lange acting her ass off, and Delphine LaLaurie’s “it’s finger-licking good” scene. That’s it.
American Horror Story Brasil (@ahsfx_br) profile pictureAmerican Horror Story Brasil
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Sabemos que #AHS13 tem recebido duras críticas (90% merecidas), mas queremos saber: se vocês tivessem que defender UM aspecto dessa temporada, qual seria? 😭
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Jessica's attachment to that grey cardigan is so cute like aww that's my grandma
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erin 👻@ezzaezzabOct 28
this part in coven cracks me up so badhhfgjhfdgghhgkh "for free of course 😄"
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And the fact that gay men have private gay bars, saunas, beaches, and nightclubs, while lesbians can’t even have more than five lesbian spaces 💀
🐝 (@andi_ariz_) profile picture🐝@andi_ariz_Oct 27
It’s crazy that there were more lesbian bars in 1980 than in 2026. I hope lesbians woke up.
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Von Con 👾
@WindGodVonteOct 27
I love her brutal honesty. Ms Lange said “girl we’re 70 and TIRED.” 🤣
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@POPin4kOct 26
“we're not gonna keep bringing these old b*tches back” lmaooo jessica lange's interviews have been the best thing about this season #ahs13
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@POPin4kOct 26
“we're not gonna keep bringing these old b*tches back” lmaooo jessica lange's interviews have been the best thing about this season #ahs13
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Replying to @TheCinesthetic
Psychiatry dropout here, and a patient for twenty-five years on top of that. He's half right. Some corners are better lit a little at a time.
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Werner Herzog on psychoanalysis: “If you harshly light every last corner of a house, the house will be uninhabitable. It’s like that with your soul.” Only Herzog could make a metaphor about darkness sound this profound.
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Literally never understood why she insisted on clinging to those poor children she clearly could not stand. Til I finally learned how much income tax $$$ she got back from the IRS each Spring…PER kid!!!!
KryssiKakes (@joangasmic) profile pictureKryssiKakes@joangasmic7h
Replying to @izmelo44
My recent trauma is testifying against my EX-bestie as an abuse WITNESS—ironically after she made her baby daddies’ lives a living hell by fighting them in court when they WANTED custody…out of LOVE. She mostly wanted custody to claim them for bigger tax returns. 🤡 MEANWHILE:
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I just…need to do this. Please, just one baby wombat.
No Context Pets (@nocontextpets1) profile pictureNo Context Pets@nocontextpets1Oct 28
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Am I supposed to have any idea who this is 💀
New York Magazine (@NYMag) profile pictureNew York Magazine
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“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,​ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers. “As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.” Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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Prada used hand-drawn animation for its “Drawing Prada” campaign, directed by animation legend John Pomeroy and starring Chen Haoyu, Maya Hawke, Sadie Sink, Kelvin Harrison Jr. & Luther Ford.
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Daily reminder… 👀
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You bastards better not let Jennifer Lawrence butcher any more of her face/body OMFG 😭
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Sister Jude / Judy Martin >>>>>>>>>> Fiona Goode + Elsa Mars + Constance Langdon COMBINED 🥹🥲❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
jessica lange (@SusansWifebr) profile picturejessica lange@SusansWifebr12h
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we can all agree the ahs 13 is a mess but GOD, if theres one thing we can be sure is that judy would LOVE constance and fiona SO MUCH, she absolutely would pass this to them too. if you think about it, in an alternate universe where she raised them, they’d be different people!
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Sister Jude 🥺
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