I could go for frog baseball, but I’m inclined to use a cat.
Joined December 2011
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Thanks @UPS! I always enjoy when my @drinkolipop order is crushed, leaving all of the cardboard mushy & sticky from an empty can. Wouldn’t make such a post if it were the first time! I do the same job for a different company, it’s not as hard as you make it look. Be better.
Whoa...#TMobileTuesdays is going BIG for their 5 Year #Thankiversary with awesome deals and free stuff ALL month! Check it out 👉📱🥳 #GetThanked @TMobile
I propose that my @HawkeyeFootball play @HuskerFBNation twelve times this fall for the @bigten championship since all the other schools decided not to play. #iowa #hawkeyes
I just entered to win a FN Ballista FDE Rifle w/ Trijicon Tenmile 3-18x44 Scope from @ClassicFirearm! Valued At $9500! #sweepstakes @FN_America #FN #FNBallista #ballista #gungiveaway #winagun #WINAFNBALLISTA @Trijicon #dreamgun #riflegiveaway Enter Here - wn.nr/DTzVpZ
Had an amazing trip to Colorado this past weekend to meet a new nephew! Thank you @Enterprise for the excellent @MazdaUSA CX-9 that I drove. It had every comfort imaginable, @Apple CarPlay, plenty of room, good mileage, and performed flawlessly!
I want “Dr. Smith” to meet her demise as much as I wanted Joffrey Baratheon to meet his. If you understand these references, I like you.
Defense did enough to win today. Offense, not so much. No more Nate Stanley please...ever. #notmyquarterback #Hawkeyes
Had my first @ImpossibleFoods Impossible Burger tonight. I’m convinced that had I ordered a 100% beef hamburger & they secretly served me the Impossible Burger, I wouldn’t have had any idea at all. #stunned #amazing #impossibleburger #charlestonswardparkway
Worst. Monday. Ever. Last drop, from the last bottle in the case I bought a few years ago when I heard it was discontinued.☹️@CaptainMorganUS PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!!
I’m so glad Alejandro Aranda didn’t end up on the Iron Throne!🐺#brandonstarkrules – at St Joseph, MO
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I don’t understand why so many people dislike this guy. This is a great message and mental attitude. – at Kansas City, MO
Tim Tebow speaking the truth at #Mets spring training. Will never understand why some people don't like him.
Best part of the #Daytona500, before it even starts, was @ClintBowyer telling @JJWatt to his face that his favorite team is the @Chiefs! – at St Joseph, MO
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.@PatrickMahomes5 won more national honors (14) than he had INTs (12)...not bad for a gunslinger.
AFC OPOW – Week 1 & 2
AFC OPOM – Sept
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Pro Bowl MVP
AP First-Team All-Pro
PFWA OPOY
PFWA MVP
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NFL Fed Ex Air POY
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Hey @NBCSports & @IMSA I think a one to one ratio of racing to commercials is just a bit excessive. Might be the first time in many many years I have to walk away & not watch all 24 hours. #ridiculous #justrace #rolex24 – at St Joseph, MO
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Plenty of reasons why the Chiefs lost that game. Not ignoring that but I’ve never understood the current or past NFL overtime rules.
Remember the 2014 wildcard when the Oakland A’s won the coin flip to bat first and then won the game after scoring in the top of the 12th?
