Joemm

Imagine liking people’s tweets. Couldn’t be me. Y’all some groupies. – at Anaheim, CA

Not me explaining what Chrome Hearts is to the paisa ladies sitting next to me (my hat says fuck lol)

Nothinguationship

Woke up missing the 4 Gucci rings I’ve lost over the years.

Everyone on my new tennis team is coupled up 😪

Just saw a girl I had a crush on in high school at Trader Joe’s, and I’m just glad time was kinder to me.

You can unhex me now.

There’s only 1 beer left.

I could care less about the rain, this is the last Halloweekend until 2037. And by that time I’ll be in my 50’s washed up taking my kids trick or treatin.

Had to start somewhere, Happy Halloween!

DO IT WITH INTENTION

You can’t ghost a Pisces. We better at it than you.

Do bitches not do it for the love of the game anymore?

The Disney bag talk is crazy rn

Choo choo train style

My current algorithm is classic tennis, heirloom tomatoes, and line dancing.

Shallots are so fuckin tight

The lust evaporates, the delusion collapses.

“I NEED TO BE SMOOTH BY HALLOWEEN”

Don’t fuck with a Pisces. They gotta move hell lower after I’m done with you.

Dark humor & sobriety