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London NW10 (but will travel)
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Attention winos… anyone tried one of these out? Can’t possibly be worth £50? Or can it?
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Joe Warwick retweeted
Ahead of the streaming release next month, we present the UK Premiere of the much lauded Charlie Trotter Documentary - ‘Love, Charlie’ on the 5th & 7th April at London’s Gastro Hub-Pub @parlouruk - hosted by alumni @dunfordwood
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I vowed years ago never to fly @Ryanair again. Made a huge mistake to break that promise for a flight to Dublin today.
#FUCKRYANAIR you’ve swindled me for the last time you clip joint disguised as an airline…. MORNING 🤗
Nothing like getting shit from a pissed-up chef in for his staff party because of sniffy review you wrote over 12 years ago…
FESTIVE MORNING 🤗🎅
What are chances of two completely different parties for 8 both booked under the exact same name (first and last), at the same time on the same day, both being allocated to the same table?
I experienced a festive hospitality X File last night…
MORNING 🤗
That feeling where you have to buy a new light switch (cost £40 😱) but then remember you have an old one lying around that you can harvest parts from to fix it. I feel like man 💪 At least I will do until the house burns down because I haven’t rewired it correctly…
MORNING 🤗
Joe Warwick retweeted
Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
