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Kate Johnson

@johkat

Have now published my novel 'Going Back for Suzie' on Amazon Kindle, under author name Kate Beynon. https://teapawt.net/t.co/6F5zOMomRB

Joined October 2009
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Thanks to everyone so far who has bought a copy of my novel 'Going Back for Suzie'. Published last week, under my author name of Kate Beynon, via @Kindle. It's been a long time coming.....
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Going Back for Suzie amzn.eu/d/035zcMHk #Amazon via @Amazon
Going Back for Suzie

Going Back for Suzie

As she sleeps, Jane dreams of being a carefree school-leaver again, but as the weeks go by she is increasingly beset by doubts. Are her vivid night-time adventures really harmless dreams? She is...

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Cover of my just (KDP) published time-travel novel. Many thanks to @tonyveitchuk for the design. #timetravelnovel
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Debi Alper@DebiAlperApr 1
Replying to @johkat
Oh, this is lovely! 💜💜💜💜
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Most of the people I wanted to thank have now left X, which I understand. However, the person who helped me most with an early draft of 'Going Back for Suzie' was the superb @DebiAlper so, thank you Debi.
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At last. First draft was written in 2011, but I have now KIndle published my 'first' novel, 'Going Back for Suzie,' under the pen name of Kate Beynon. Lots of people to thank - see follow-up tweets!
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Upset that the walrus chose Scarborough then Blyth. Clearly the Wear would have been most appropriate stop-off point and we are disappointed at the decision.
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My Xmas lights and other decorations have spent the last year quietly twisting themselves into impenetrable tangles. Again. I do wish they wouldn’t
Anyone desperately trying to do a meter reading , I just phoned 03330095784 select option 2 and I submitted on the automated service #Britishgas
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This worked for me!
Angry Lefty pensioner 💙 (@JenRandall6) profile pictureAngry Lefty pensioner 💙@JenRandall631 Mar 2022
Anyone desperately trying to do a meter reading , I just phoned 03330095784 select option 2 and I submitted on the automated service #Britishgas
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I've emailed my meter readings to @BritishGas as their site is down.
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'Not a complete clown' says new comms chief about Boris. Talk about damning with very faint praise!! theguardian.com/politics/202…
Why am I not surprised?
Bob Hudson (@Bob__Hudson) profile pictureBob Hudson@Bob__Hudson4 Feb 2022
Informed @DWP my sister had died and her Pension Credit should cease. Letter today informing me she is no longer entitled to it but to let them know if her circumstances change. Is this the best you can do? Really!? 😡
Me to Tony: 'Have you done today's Wordle?' Tony to me: 'No, too busy doing today's Workle.'
Topical cracker joke 1. Q. 'Prime Minister, is it true that you and Carrie hosted a knees-up in the maternity ward?' A. ‘Nope, not us’ said Boris with an oily smirk. ‘That was the Labour Party!’ Can you do better? I bet you can!
Our unofficial Lumière 2021 window casting colourful shadows on this sunny November morning. #Lumiere
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Love the way cats can arrange all four feet in a straight line.
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The Earth: is it flat or round? An unbiased BBC report buff.ly/2YZEjH7
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Too good to be true? You’d think, but sometimes you just get lucky!
Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology (@HaggardHawks) profile pictureHaggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology@HaggardHawks25 May 2020
In 19th century English, the expression ‘Come, come, that’s Barnard Castle!’ was used as a response to someone who had offered a flawed excuse for their actions. (fr. English Proverbs & Proverbial Phrases: A Historical Dictionary, 1929)
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Ha ha!
Anthony Veitch (@tonyveitchuk) profile pictureAnthony Veitch
@tonyveitchuk4 Mar 2019
Ammonites have really come on a lot.
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