@john_miso

I’m just a guy.

 the birthplace of Rick James
Joined October 2013
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Catch @DCintheCity @NFFeli11 as they continue to redefine Metaverse entertainment by going multiscreen with guests @John_Miso & @MisterKriss666. Enjoy the immersive interview experience at the Next Chain Media #VR @JOKEcommunty 18+ #comedy Mon 27th Mar 9am EST
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So the NFL cleared Dr. Dre to say “still not loving police,” but didn’t clear Kendrick to say “hate po po” !? #HalfTimeShow
There’s super humans out here having super sex and no one is talking about! #conanobrien
Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien21 Jul 2021
I don't often get political on here, but Olympic athletes should be allowed to have sex with each other and then describe it to us.
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I’m not a complainer, I just fuss a lot.
Don’t forget to like, add, subscribe, and suck my dick.
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W. Kamau Bell
@wkamaubell9 Jul 2021
According to ESPN, she’s also “a basketball prodigy who hopes to play some day in the WNBA and holds three Guinness World Records for dribbling multiple balls simultaneously.” She calls spelling a “side hobby”. Winning a championship was just light work.🤯
Keith Boykin
@keithboykin9 Jul 2021
Zaila Avant-garde, a 14-year-old from New Orleans, won the 2021 Scripps National Spelling Bee Thursday night by correctly spelling the word "murraya.” Zaila becomes the first African American national champion in the spelling bee’s history.
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Norte Dame is looking like true Chapelle fans right now #SNL
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Here’s to the first fucking female in the office! But it’s not the first female fucking in the office.
I heard there was a flash mob at the polls.
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Ok so what’s the score of the election?
From now on when someone asks me, “how are you?” Or, “how’s it going?” Or, “what’s up?” I am responding by saying, “next question please!” For them to just to say back to me, “ok I’m leaving now, cause I don’t like you that much to interview you.”
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Gian Carlo Misso@john_miso3 Nov 2020
Replying to @marknorm
I swear if you vote for Donald Trump I will rip down the bikini poster I have of you on my wall.
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I just want to write the next great American tweet.
I confused a bottle of lube as hand sanitizer. And a bottle of hand sanitizer as lube. Didn’t test positive for COVID, but I’m positive I have an infection. And slippery hands!
I’ve got a conspiracy theory about cheese that is going to knock your socks off! #ConspiracyTheory
I don’t think governments don’t want to give people who are trans all the rights they deserve! I think governments don’t want to do all that paperwork! #transrights
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ashy daddy
@Thundercat27 Aug 2020
mad cuz my nutt look like elmers glue
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UberFacts
@UberFacts27 Aug 2020
Not masturbating for one week leads to a 45% increase in testosterone for men.
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The result of graduating from Netflix in only 200 days. #heyguyswesurvived200daysofquarentinegocelebrate
When you prepare for your wife’s period.
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