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local(0)zero

@john_stone_john

Fan of print, posters, cycling and LP records. Fond of an old VW or classic Mini. Animal lover, just never on a plate...

 Glasgow, Scotland
Joined November 2016
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That time of year again up at the Strahaven Hotel for Butler, Blake and Grant. A truly outstanding show from some great talent. They get better every time! @jamthrawn @MrNormanBlake1 @buckleyxbutler @FRETSCONCERTS We just needs BB to get Jessie Buckley up there sometime soon!
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The real life 2 litre bottle of ginger. @Burnistoun @IainConnellbud
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokeness30 Oct 2023
Employee takes out a shoplifter with a Coke bottle. This is the greatest thing you’ll see today.
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Alpine vehicles - day 4. Switzerland.
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Alpine cars - day 3.
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Alpine cars - day 1.
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Alpine cars, day 2.
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Genius…
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Vote Tory, kill your family.
Dr Dan Goyal (@danielgoyal) profile pictureDr Dan Goyal@danielgoyal11 Aug 2023
Every single word Andrew says is factual and he expresses the sense of despair so many of us on the frontline feel… This govt do not deserve to be guardians of our NHS! Pls RT the hell out of this!
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Just watched the @eurosport and @gcntweet “Highlights” from day 1 of the @CyclingWorlds . Possibly some of the dullest, most amateurish programme making I’ve seen in a long time. Zero excitement, zero knowledge on show and odd moody sections. #musttryharder
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ND@nahdeePNG1 Aug 2023
Replying to @megantheevalium
i just wanna know where is she going dressing like this
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“So what’s it like living in Scotland with a Tory government in Westminster?”
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“Is it safe?”
Farrukh (@implausibleblog) profile pictureFarrukh
@implausibleblog30 Jun 2023
Rishi Sunak, "One example of reform is in dentistry, where we can have people who are not dentists, like therapists, will do more dental work."
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Went to see the wonderful Amanda Shires do her stuff at King Tuts tonight. She was pretty damn awesome! Look like a Bird was one of the best performances I’ve seen in that room… @amandashires @JasonIsbell @TheHighwomen
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Alister Jack can get tae f*ck then!
The National (@ScotNational) profile pictureThe National
@ScotNational17 Jun 2023
'It has never been a secret that Alister Jack hates devolution and would like to see the Scottish Parliament abolished' // @Feorlean thenational.scot/politics/23…

Michael Russell: I’ve seen first-hand Tory attempts to silence Scottish ministers

IMAGINE the scene. It is March 2014, a few months before the first independence referendum.

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Lovely.
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John_Anderson (@J_Anderson__) profile pictureJohn_Anderson@J_Anderson__8 Jun 2023
Quote tweet with a random pic from your phone with no explanation.
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“Jules, do you know what (the oddly specific) 3.67” or less is in the metric system?” “Ah , yes. Is it the can’t pounder”
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Honda drivers shouldn’t be allowed on the roads!!
Sandford Police Commentary (@Sandford_Police) profile pictureSandford Police Commentary@Sandford_Police22 Apr 2023
Appeal for information after this small Honda vehicle caused a Road Traffic Accident on the #M25 j/w #Sandford
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The oh so wonderful Ryan Adams tonight. It’s been too long since the last time. 34 songs. Job done!
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