Husband, dad, triathlete, acclaimed novelist, liar about 2 of those. The @sfgiants will be listed as the official cause on my death certificate.

Sacramento, CA
Joined March 2009
No Ghost Runner extra innings games are it.
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Poor Zoosha. I hope K-Smog and Batboy are taking this all right. 🤔
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/P4uTCH5
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I understand what each of these words mean but the way they've been arranged is incomprehensible.
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/P4uTCH5
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Democrats were in charge until January 2025 and didn't. There is no "there" there. It's just each party out of power suggesting the other party is hiding something that the out of power party will totes release if elected. And then they switch places.
If/when Dems take over, I want them to push for the release of the Epstein files. I don’t care if it implicates Republicans or Dems or beloved celebs. The truth will set us free.
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Becerra's big solution to California's energy crisis: Two free hours of electricity…in the middle of the WORK DAY!
It’s time for the California Power Hour. ⚡️ As Governor, I’ll launch a first-in-the-nation program giving millions of working families two free hours of electricity every day. Families of four making $82,500 or less will qualify - potentially saving hundreds of dollars a year. Cool your home. Do your laundry. Run your dishwasher. Don’t get charged for it. As Governor, I’ll make California’s energy work for working Californians.
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RT @JulieBorowski: I voted Democrat in California! Xavier Becerra will carry on Governor Gavin Newsom's great leadership. Don't believe th…
I’m so sorry but, the replies are 😘
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE TO ANY TENANTS READING THIS, BUT I’M NOT STAYING QUIET. I’ve housed you for four years at $1,750 a month. You’ve never been late. You’ve never trashed it. You’ve been a solid tenant. Then I sent the renewal: rent’s going up $275. YES. You’ve paid me almost $84,000 over four years. That money covered the mortgage (which I’m still on the hook for if anything goes wrong), property taxes that keep rising, insurance premiums that have jumped hard, maintenance and repairs that cost more every year, and all the other costs of keeping the place habitable and legal. The equity and any portfolio growth come from the capital I put in, the risk I took, and the fact that I own the asset, not from the rent check itself. You’re the one writing the check every month for the right to live there. At the end of it, you own nothing because you didn’t buy it, finance it, or take on the ownership risks. I did. If the roof fails, the HVAC dies, a pipe bursts, taxes go up again, insurance spikes, or you leave and it sits vacant, that’s on me. A $275 increase isn’t “because the market lets me.” It’s because the costs of providing the housing have gone up, insurance, taxes, labor, materials, compliance. Recent data shows typical homeowners paying ~$1,380 a month just in maintenance, taxes, and insurance on top of the mortgage, with insurance up sharply over the last several years. Apartment owners have been keeping only about 11 cents of every rent dollar after debt service, operations, taxes, and the rest. Expenses have often risen faster than rents. Stop treating landlords like a free housing subscription that never has rising costs. The rent pays for the use of the property and the service of ownership. The equity belongs to the person who bought it and bears the risk. If you want a version where some of the money eventually becomes yours, buy your own home.
APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE TO ANY LANDLORDS READING THIS, BUT I'M NOT STAYING QUIET. I just sent $1,750 in rent for a place I've lived in for four years. Never late. Never trashed it. Never once missed a payment. Then the renewal email landed: rent's going up another $275 a month. NO. You've pulled almost $84,000 out of me over four years. That money paid your mortgage down, built your equity, funded your portfolio. And my reward for being the reliable tenant you never had to chase for rent is a bigger bill, simply because the market lets you charge one. I'm the one writing the check every month, and at the end of all of it, I own nothing. Not a square foot of it. If I'm covering your mortgage payment and then some, every single month, there should be a version of this where some of that money eventually becomes mine. Stop treating good tenants like a subscription service you get to raise the price on whenever you feel like it.
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Okay but why are they posting the speed limits on peoples shirts? That doesn’t seem like a good system at all.
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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When that pesky democracy gets uppity.
Replying to @cityoftoronto
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October surprises for dummies: 1. The target must be alive. 2. The information must be previously unknown. 3. The persons dropping the surprise must have less baggage than JFK Airport.
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“Not to my knowledge” is the answer you give the cop when he asks if you’ve been drinking tonight because you’re 17 beers deep and parked on the median.
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When politicians propose a tax but promise it’ll be one time only
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Did anyone ever get to the bottom of who was running America during the Biden years
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Imagine being the dad of the guy who is on camera saying he only charged $250 to have sex with Lindsay Graham
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In the face of these allegations, my advice to Lindsey Graham is say nothing. Stay silent. Hold your ground.
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Since we’re shaming dead senators today Ted Kennedy killed a lady
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The 49ers arriving in Atlanta on Sunday
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NFL teams arriving to Mercedes Benz Stadium after this dropped
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