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im not buying you greenland, you barely take care of the islands you have

celebrating rob reiners life and career by not watching spinal tap 2

saying "dealers choice" when the dude at walgreens unlocks the shampoo case

excited for the jimmy carter episode of talk tuah

forget mom and pop stores, i only go to nephew and uncle shops

my porch has been photographed more times then me

hawk tuah the hand

i bet dogs think they're taking us on a walk, fucking idiots

nobody is a bigger fan of steve al bundy then me

the earth isn't flat, it has big naturals

you ever try to take a shit while you poopin

getting my wife flavor blasted

put on your best workout clothes kids were going to lakeview

student drivers should play loud music like ice cream trucks

doing a completely new set at my last show ever

it's great how nothing at hot topic is a hot topic anymore

now with mucus production levels of hydration

guy who's just getting into mgmt

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a country song about an indian buffet where it lists off all the delicious food called don't forget the basmati rice