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Writer and copy editor. Previous stops @FinnPartners @observer. Fordham grad, CT native, theater and film lover. He/him

Joined October 2011
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For those experimenting with other platforms, I’m at the same handle on Instagram/Threads and the blue place
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*Odysseus goes through something bad* Athena:
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Penelope Cruz? You mean the Odyssey?
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penelope and odysseus edit set to where is my husband. let’s get that rolling
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Miss Hannigan:
Show me that little ginger fucker crying
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None of these people are Greek
None of these people are Greek
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Telemachus-maxxing by wanting everybody to leave my house
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Nick Cannon after visiting one of his kids:
See you in 9 Sundays.
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“Oh, sure. *He* gets to say it.” - Mel Gibson mishearing the name of the new Tom Cruise movie
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Farewell to GIRL, INTERRUPTED at @PublicTheaterNY, which plays its final performance tonight. I had to sing the praises of Juliana Canfield, who delivers a smart and deeply-moving musical performance:
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“Turns out the doctor was a woman” made me laugh so hard I had to pause the show
Laurie Metcalf scored a Best Guest Actress nomination for Hacks thanks to this iconic 3-minute monologue #EmmyNoms
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I would like to give kudos to AOC for once again being the only adult leftist and avoiding Graham Platner like the plague It's amazing how many times the rest of the left does something apocalyptically stupid and the only one who avoids having to backtrack is Cortez. Given she's a) way smarter than any other leftist political figure in America and b) a woman under 40, I suspect she took one look at Platner, thought "I would not leave my drink unattended near that guy," and stayed as far away from him as possible
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"all the room had was a Roku" may be the line delivery of the year
Laurie Metcalf scored a Best Guest Actress nomination for Hacks thanks to this iconic 3-minute monologue #EmmyNoms
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Laurie Metcalf scored a Best Guest Actress nomination for Hacks thanks to this iconic 3-minute monologue #EmmyNoms
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Platner was from a very specific moment in the post-Election period where the narrative was Democrats had to do more to appeal to White men. And he was elevated without vetting for that reason; his red flags were sold as credentials for that community.
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Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch
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This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious. Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal. substack.com/home/post/p-203…
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James — you were a force as a director, but what I'll remember most is the kindness you brought to every set. I'll miss you dearly. I'm still waiting to find out what a yellow light means... Love, Jim
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And it appears that… I’m sorry, but… yes…Moonlight, you guys won Best Picture
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the power of Let's Name Some Guys
Mamdani name-checks a bunch of former Knicks players during his speech at the parade -- including Julius Randle and Donte DiVincenzo -- and says "this championship belongs to them too"
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