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Media producer, content strategist, recovering road comic. Purdue MFA, Michigan MBA, not the famous wrestler.

Ann Arbor, Michigan
Joined June 2008
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the dreams we had as children
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Sir we’re being margin called by Klarna for the Wendy’s order we acquired from Uber Eats earlier this month. If the price of Frosties declines 25% the losses will be greater than the market capitalization of the whole firm.
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when i buy a baconator on the dip, short the sandwich at 12:15 and turn a 27% profit
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Even the dimmest of lights can overcome darkness.
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Volcano out here trying to catch hands from the state shaped like them. 🫱 ✋
You know what’s weak? A state with no volcanoes. Michigan is one of those states.
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the best ball drop there is 🌕
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It's been awhile since I dropped Act I of Lost in the Frost, but I'm ready for Act II - Left behind. This Act is a focus on the abandoned buildings scattered across the Colorado Rockies from times past.
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I LOVE GETTING EMAILS FROM STORES HOW DID WE DO YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE WHY DID YOU GO HOME RETURN TO THE STORE RETURN TO THE STORE RETURN TO THE STORE
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the last days of fall in Yosemite.
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The camera. 📷 The photo.
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Faded Remnants of the Past
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Fall-orado 🍁
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Ring of Fire ⭕️
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American decline: the thread
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Oregon’s coast feels like fairy tale
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lol. So today Petapixel quoted the shit out of me from an interview in '21 in their "NFTs are dead" article. But we still here vibin'. Available 1/1s in the thread below 👇
A new report shows that the non-fungible token (NFT) market has essentially collapsed, and nearly all NFTs are practically worthless. petapixel.com/2023/09/20/95-…
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one morning on @Kodak 🎞️
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