john chennells

Dear @elonmusk How’s things? Anyway, asking for a friend… Didn’t you get yourself voted out in your crummy Twitter poll? Please confirm to anyone vaguely interested exactly when you’re going to fuck off? Best Regards and all that.

Chapeau to @IDNet. They have been smashing it out of the park for years. Today fibre internet came to the studio. No disruption, just plugged in the ethernet lead to the fibre box and boom - 510mbps! And that was it! Thanks to the team there, great service - as always. 🙌

I just searched Twitter for The phrase “Liz Fucking Truss”. Try it, it’s funny. I don’t think I have enough lifetimes to read all the results though.

Where’s his harmonica? Bloody part-timer!

My first day on the ‘tools’* *carrying water, opening and shutting a door.

Yeah, that guy that got pipped by Cav in the sprint yesterday just schooled all the climbing specialists in the peloton. And… yesterday, he told them he was going to do it. 🧢

I know the feeling too well. 😊

Halloween going off big time this year. #trickortreat

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, probably many times. @beep is the only reason to be on twitter.

Great day so far at @naconf . Stand out talks for me personally have been @akilbenjamin and @elizejackson whose flower story made me cry. #naconf #inspirational

The @virginmedia tv ad that’s says we ‘can do anything’ (with a screen) is appalling. What kind of message is this to our youth? We CAN do anything. We can run, jump, pedal, swim, go to amazing places near or far. We won’t do ‘anything’ in front of an lcd device.

Ever need to check what a site looks like from another country? @theTunnelBear is the easy way to do it. But don't forget to turn it off when you're done, you'll burn through your data. 😬 tunnelbear.com/tweet

Massive respect to @taogeoghegan for not decking the @BBC interviewer who didn’t quite understand that 7 hours in a work championship bike race in those conditions is not the same as a 90 minute football match.

In this time of turmoil it’s good to see the @adactio toast tweets are still alive and well.

Now that’s how it’s done. 🙌 Chapeau @alafpolak

Hey @VodafoneUK I don’t want a years supply of Greggs sausage rolls. But I do want my phone to ring in the office when people are trying to call. It makes me realise I clearly don’t fit your customer profile. So with that I’ll look elsewhere, thanks for the (lack of) service.

Happy Birthday @Natt_Summers. 🍸🎂🍸

Hold up. What’s this? Squueeeeeeee!!!!!!! 🤪