Magician/comedian and author of Ice Lake, Shadowmagic, Prince of Hazel & Oak and Sons of Macha.
London
Joined September 2007
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Only two days to go! Book now to see the two funniest guys in magic in a beautiful venue.
brasseriezedel.com/events/da…
@BandQ Saw a chair marked "Clearance" in B&Q at regular price. Was told just because it has a red "Clearance" sign doesn't mean there is a discount.
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I was approached by a Conservative campaigner on Cricklewood Broadway today. I was very civil. It took him under ten minutes for him to compare my views to “Hitler and Mussolini.”
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Ok I was sceptical at first but this Philly themed bar in London has done it! This cheesesteak is as good as Jim's on south street. @passyunkavenue
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@passyunkavenue Ok I was sceptical at first but this Philly themed bar in London has done it! This cheesesteak is as good as Sam's on south street.
Iran’s hard-line president-elect says he wouldn’t meet Biden.
That's like me saying, "I won't date Scarlett Johansson."
Today I was supposed to be sailing around the Greek Islands. This week is the last of my cancelled contracts booked before the Covid showed up. A year ago I hoped that I would be able to do this one but alas… Soon, I hope.
so @curryspcworld has a washing machine and free delivery and recycling but the code doesn't work. Customer service says the offer is valid but nothing can be done nothing can be done
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I moments ago I ran into a neighbour and we both concluded that our lives were too dull to carry on a conversation.
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I've been trying to figure out who David Schoen (Trump's lawyer) reminds me of. Finally figured it out.
Some senator should put forward a bill that says, a lame duck president can do anything he/she wants, and see how the Republicans vote.
Everyone is trying to use the best Shakespeare quote for this. How about: "(He) doth teach the torches to burn bright.".
bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-552330…
