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me not know :(

New Orleans, LA
Joined May 2017
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Time traveler from 2018: smoking on that shit that made a shrimp fry rice The people who live in 2017: oh shit wut lol that’s fuckin sick
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It’s crazy how easily Kimmel ruined such a strong bit right at the end
omg. This montage from Jimmy Kimmel last night.
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Remember to thank a white boy in your life. The most important demographic in America. You're welcome
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We need to bring back the thing where when someone says “I’m nervous” or “I’m worried” that it’s fine to respond with “don’t be”
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Yall see what happened to JD Vance today? Mamdani ratio’d the fuck out that dude. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of my old homies popped on over from Bluesky just to pile it on
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I’ll call my Home Chef delivered meal a Factor meal lol. That’s just how silly I am
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They’re calling it the most brutal ratio in the history of this website
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I post on my own terms
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Replying to @degg
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necky retweeted
cum on your sleeping friends underwear right where his dick sits and when he wakes up he’ll think he had a wet dream. then you can really go in on his ass by saying he was dreaming about guys
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There are only two emo bands- embrace and rites of spring
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My grandpa has been fibermaxxing
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Running low on juicy juice
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necky retweeted
a cool thing to do at mcdonalds is rob the place and shoot customers
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due to not wanting to, I will not, thanks. kidding, will do
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the boys are backend town
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You think I wouldn’t post? Do you really?
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All teachers get 80k salary minimum when
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I guess what Trader Joe’s teaches us is that a grocer is essentially a curator
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My Indian Suppers
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