Time traveler from 2018: smoking on that shit that made a shrimp fry rice
The people who live in 2017: oh shit wut lol that’s fuckin sick
necky retweeted
Remember to thank a white boy in your life. The most important demographic in America. You're welcome
We need to bring back the thing where when someone says “I’m nervous” or “I’m worried” that it’s fine to respond with “don’t be”
Yall see what happened to JD Vance today? Mamdani ratio’d the fuck out that dude. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of my old homies popped on over from Bluesky just to pile it on
necky retweeted
cum on your sleeping friends underwear right where his dick sits and when he wakes up he’ll think he had a wet dream. then you can really go in on his ass by saying he was dreaming about guys






