@johnonmain

everybody's making love or else expecting rain

 San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2024
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You see… I want to exercise twice per day and be a bit of an alcoholic. And also sleep 9 hours per night. This is interfering with having a “job”
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🍷🚬@malachi_const17h
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Hey bro. I saw you got a message from a groupchat named “high IQ Alpha Male downlow groypers”. Is everything okay?
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Replying to @TsarinaBomba
@TsarinaBomba
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I keep coming back to read this.
lele@LIBRAL0GYJul 17
very late to the trend but my favorite poem is a prose poem by anne carson
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Texting people a pdf. Like sending a modern letter. Could be a move ?
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Texting my new gf like “can u b nice to me ?”
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Are twitter drafts discoverable evidence in the court of law ?? @grok
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The sexual dimorphism on display in the Slavic nations is remarkable
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This is how I follow the Ray Peat diet
dasha
@dash_eats15 Jul 2023
People approach me, they thank me for saving their lives, they tell me they’ll never eat another seed oil etc I eat at Dunkin Donuts primarily the truth is it doesn’t matter what you eat as long as you’re mostly fasting for spiritual purposes 🙏🏻
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booking europe flights day of. like a much less cool analyst #3
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Thats not even where it is
Iain Cameron
@theiaincameronOct 22
The true overall length of the Hawaiian archipelago is extremely surprising.
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Replies to this are a reminder of what iOS looked like in 2013 omg
nathan fielder
@nathanfielder29 May 2013
Experiment: text the person ur dating "I haven't been fully honest with you" then dont reply to them for 1 hr (& tweet pic of thr response)
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even James Joyce knew what it was like to read back your sexts in the morning
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I know I’m the guy with a Bob Dylan pfp so I’m supposed to say this, but every time I listen to the songwriting on Blood on the Tracks I’m blown away
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its just nuts how well written some of the deeper cuts are..
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“Are you ready for your philosophy lessons?” *Socrates gulps* *Hume breathes heavily* *Kant nods nervously* *Kierkegaard sighs* “Yes, Ivy Wolk" they say in unison
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Sometimes I experience this all consuming earth-shattering despair and hatred..,, then I lift weights or run and it just goes away
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I imagine this what every day is like for a Belgian Malinois
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I don’t know what country #edtwt is but they got hot girls!
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