It’s 2026 And X is still a platform of shit

Woke up from a dream. But it wasn’t a dream. It was a message from Jesus. The Lord. Saying people who use X are responsible for every instance of acid reflux. So many people suffering from heartburn because people use X. Hey, this is from Jesus. I’m just the messenger.

-gross-

Jesus would never post on X. Jesus is clearly a BS user. For real, they do.

This platform Look, I’ve made it clear For months Your account here should only be used to declare X as a shit portal to shit.

I’m on B - S And X can eat my ass.

Fuck this platform. Leave it. But keep your account to maintain your identify / handle and to occasionally post about X being a platform for fucking dipshits. It’s terrible. And it’s owned by a fuckhead.

My late night rant: this platform sucks. Until the dipshits that run this remove me, I’m doing only doing shit talk posts about this platform being a shithole here. You should do the same. It’s what George Washington would do. I time traveled. GW said EL is a dipshit.

The only reason you should post on this platform is to call out this platform being for being a shit zone

Jesus Christ, Bluesky is such a better space with even a few dozen followers. Threads is working well too. Why the fuck are you on this platform? It’s fucking so over here. So. Over.

Still posting here without mentioning what a pile shit this platform is? I judge. The smell of fecal matter is all over your fingers. Who likes that? Nobody. Well, hang on. Clearly some do.

Your next post here should be a scathing assessment of ol Twitter. And example, this is a fucking fuck nothing piece of fuck platform. See. Real simple.

Lots of discussion as to whether Threads or Bluesky is a good fit. Hey, anything other than this shithole is a good fit. But seriously, is it shithole or shit hole? I mean it’s a hole of shit either way but dammit I need help when talking shit about this platform.

For months I’m advocating use of this platform to only be a promotion of something like Threads and of course to reinforce this platform has sucked for a long time. Please, pursue social media whatever anywhere but here.

Every time you post here not to bash X / Twitter, God kills 1 kitten, 5 golden retrievers, 30,000 goldfish, and gives cancer to 3 of nicest people you know. I mean if that doesn’t convince you to go to talk shit about Twitter and move to Threads - JFC. You are cold.

Oh hi. You are reading this because you are on “Twitter” Leave this shit hole. Go to Threads.

When you post here on X and call it Twitter you are in denial.

It’s the weekend. My opportunity to remind you to move your big time participation to Threads. X is a shithole. Please RT. And remember every time you choose to post on X instead of Threads, God kills a kitten while burning a puppy. Yeah, that’s how much God hates X.