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sora / arin / brandon | genderfluid - any prns (she/they pref)| minor | bisexual | READ EXPANDED BIO | priv: @crashtogether_

Joined October 2024
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I had a kid in my AP Psych class who would tell his friends “fuck yeah, eat my PUSSY” whenever he answered a question right
Women don't say "lick my pussy" in arguments but men do say "suck my dick"
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Behold my pinniped visage
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turnitin: your work is 6% plagiarised me: oh shit, that's not good, what have a plagiarised? turnitin: the page numbers, university name, results table headings, and headings such as "References" and "Contents" >:( uh huh... how is this the industry standard again?
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Replying to @MushyBellPepper
I daydream abt Killing myself and in my suicide note is just "(person who pissed me off) fault" or something like that
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allophobic scipie 🥧🔧 retweeted
Obama pr is genuinely insane
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I keep forgetting he's real
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allophobic scipie 🥧🔧 retweeted
[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're fucking blurry
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#skyblocktwt I need Hypixel skyblock oomfs hi
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???
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you have literally said you would vote for Hitler
I am certain of it!
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allophobic scipie 🥧🔧 retweeted
she unapologetically supports genocide, intentionally incarcerated hundreds of black & brown men & prolonged their sentence to exploit them for prison labor, refused to investigate a pedophile ring, etc. she deserves way more than people being mean to her
Yall are very mean and nasty towards Kamala for no reason
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🤖 Hello 🤖 Why do this person have me blocked🤖 Here is their profile🤖 Who is this🤖
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allophobic scipie 🥧🔧 retweeted
probably feels good as hell to be a security guard who walks back and forth down a hallway in a set pattern that leaves just enough time for someone to sneak past
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allophobic scipie 🥧🔧 retweeted
y'all be like "maybe im too woke" and the topic at hand is slavery
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allophobic scipie 🥧🔧 retweeted
If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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"google is free" okay but i wanted to have a conversation with you damn
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RELEASE THE SEAL!
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poor thang
A hawk in Virginia is diagnosed as too fat to fly after feasting on free-range chickens The female red-shouldered hawk weighed over 910 grams after repeatedly eating chickens and spending much of her time sleeping. Rescuers placed her on a diet to help her fly again
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allophobic scipie 🥧🔧 retweeted
so i guess this is in skyblock too now
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