jvwftw retweeted
#MNTwins broadcaster Cory Provus was talking about a Twins fan battling terminal cancer when Jake Burger launched one to center.
And then Provus hit us with:
“Swing and a drive by Castellanos…”
He followed it with the rest of the call, creating one of the most surreal home-run moments imaginable.
What timing.
#MNTwins | #MLB | #AllForTX
This would be a great review for Bob to put on the back of the book cover!
I feel like Chapek is delusional and has no understanding that what he’s saying in his book will not be received positively. Also his conspiracy theory that Bob Iger stepped down because he knew the pandemic was coming… c’mon, some of the smartest people at that early time were predicting it was going to have short-term effects. No one had any idea.
Never wrong. Just early. @knottsscaryfarm
jvwftw retweeted
Lanterns Season 2 Renewal ‘Not Imminent’ Despite 10 Million Viewers
cosmicbook.news/lanterns-sea…
Arte Moreno got tired of the “sell the team” chants and it played a part in him selling the Angels, per @Ken_Rosenthal
“We all know the atmosphere at the ballpark for Arte Moreno has not been good. I talked to someone (Wednesday) who said he had heard from Moreno that, yeah, the negative environment did affect him, and did kind of prompt him to do this now.”
jvwftw retweeted
Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.
The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.
The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.
Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.
"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.
It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.
"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.
I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.
In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.
And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.
You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.
The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.
I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.
Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.
"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.
Discipline is a journey.
Highly recommend all the Europeans visiting the US for the World Cup to use the Roadside America app and web site to help discover the fun in this country!
jvwftw retweeted
Kohl’s employees in Las Vegas seeing Fernando Mendoza and Kirk Cousins on the Raiders
Guys, I’m here for the doom scrolling but the influx of Japanese translated tweets in my timeline is the positivity I didn’t know I needed! Definitely my best day on X in a long time!
jvwftw retweeted
The leaker:
Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: 'The family was blindsided by this' trib.al/iJEUqZZ
























