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got banned from jersey mikeβs for audibly moaning while they drenched my sandwich in oil and vinegar
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don draper: despite drinking all day and throwing up on the carpet like a dog id like to say 3 or 4 cryptic remarks about your business
client: Look at the shape of this guy's head, everything he's saying is correct
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Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.
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now more than ever i relate to the elf mailroom guy who is inexplicably 26 years old
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I bet it was so fun to be a girl during WWII when all then men were gone at war I wouldβve been like yassss
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BREAKING: Not only is abortion still fully legal in Colorado, but the right to an abortion was just voted into the state constitution. Thatβs not all β abortion care can now be covered by state health insurance, expanding access for Coloradans! Huge victory for repro freedom!π
























