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DFS player, part of the Dangerous Nights Crew 💦🥩

Joined May 2021
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She’s married to a Panda Express manager in Pleasant Prairie, WI.
Never Forget when Russell Wilson’s ex wife thought she was set for life on Draft day 💀
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Michael retweeted
MLB Season Membership Giveaway 1 person who RETWEETS this will win! MLB is a month away and I'm coming off of my best season ever! Some major wins for everyone, looking forward to this season
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same energy
The #Bills new stadium looks pretty cool...
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fixed it for you, SIR. Mister President, SIR (with tears in my eyes)
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weird that god would let you get injured just so you can tell people about god, but okayyy 🙄 couldn't he just as easily miracle your ACL back right this instant if he really wanted the publicity? it seems the most likely reality is that god simply doesn't exist and never did
I may be sidelined, but I am not defeated. This injury is my greatest test—a moment God allowed to strengthen my testimony. I believe He walks with me through this storm and chose me for this fight because He knew my heart could carry it. I’m deeply grateful to the Packers organization and my teammates for their unwavering support, love, and belief in me during this season. I trust His timing, His plan, and His purpose. I will rise again.
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someone check Stafford's fanduel account dude definitely put the house on over .5 INT
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why does every single Philly fan look like they've been out of work for 7 weeks and have an out of control drinking problem? (the question answers itself)
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Michael retweeted
Very thankful that the Eagles and Packers decided to participate in the protest of Monday Night Football in the midst of the dispute between ESPN and Youtube TV They went out there and have produced a game that truly no one wants to turn on Excellent work
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ooooh KD gonna be on those burner accounts tonight! #NBA
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pretty terrible referees tonight @NFL so need to start firing these blind motherfuckers
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John Hussey needs to be investigated for illegal sports gambling. He tried SO HARD to make that a first down, you know he had money on it.
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I thought pulling the ball carrier was an illegal move #NFL
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is Connor McGovern ever not hurt? I swear every time I watch a Bills game he's either out, or gets hurt during it
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oh no, not Skipper! Dan needs his cheaters
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Dan Campbell tries to cheat every game, lol
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Pam Oliver has dipped into the pillbox and hit the henny
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I hope I never hear "Pam, what do you have going on downstairs?" ever again fucking gross
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ooohweeee Pam Oliver is getting rough and it's not even halftime
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have a few more pills and another nip of vodka, Pam Oliver. I'm sure that will fix your terrible wig and slurred speech
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