Editor in Chief @newwinereview. Ex @Inc/@bitchmagnet. Won a James Beard Award, wrote Your Band Sucks. And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

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RT @uniform_nyc: When did the punks started liking Oasis? I know it’s been a few years but to be clear: whatever the hell is going on now w…
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I performed many times at @saintvitusbar but one memorable show was when @nickzinner asked me to do stand up before his Black Sabbath cover band. Right before I went on I overheard two guys. Guy 1: Who’s opening? Guy 2: I think it’s a comedian. Guy 1: Fuck that sucks
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You can think of WeWork as a flexible-work startup. Or you can think of WeWork as a kind of (accidental) pandemic-era office bailout, where VC dollars locked in high annual payments to landlords who will eventually have to figure out how to use space not leased by SoftBank
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Begging everyone to donate their money to races that matter
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Supply continues to do its thing: For the first time in many decades, apartment rents are rapidly flattening (and could soon go negative) at the same time demand remains healthy. Why? Apartment construction is at 40+ year highs-- shifting the balance of power to renters. YoY, effective asking rents for new leases (same-store) inched up just 0.28% and could turn negative by September. Compare 2023 to the last two times (excluding 2020 pandemic year): early 2000s and 2009. In those prior two periods, rents fell as recessions hit, jobs were lost, demand evaporated and vacancy hit 7-8%. By comparison, in 2023, vacancy has been fairly stable since January in the mid 5% range. Demand is solid, but operators are giving on price in order to compete and to protect occupancy / cashflow. That'll likely continue through 2024 as supply peaks, before 2025-26 as supply by then will be significantly less. The rent slowdown won't show up in CPI until early-ish 2024. But it'll happen. CPI rents won't go negative by then, but they'll look pedestrian at that point.
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If we can’t ban TikTok we should at least ban trend pieces whose only evidence for the existence of a trend is TikTok.
Young people's desire for flexible, low-stress office schedules has led to TikTok's latest trend: "lazy girl jobs." "It's a rejection of hustle culture. It's a rejection of the toxic corporate feminism." trib.al/V9mfmia
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thought Tom Wambsgans had best worst corporate slogan ever with “we hear for you” but Linda’s grabbed the damn belt
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i know someone looking for an opportunity at a struggling media empire
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He’s totally making Milo head of Twitter….
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Lol: Asked by Rep. Tom Emmer if FTX had a compliance department, Ray responds "There were people with titles"
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They’ve perfectly captured the spirit of the show – at Washington, DC
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I think the best thing to do with art is to put it into a ranked list.
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The thing I will miss most about Twitter are the friends I muted along the way.
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We now have *fully completed individual level administrative vote history* in Georgia - it seems like there was a substantial drop in relative turnout among young people, with 2022 seeing relative turnout rates much closer to 2014 than to 2018.
Replying to @davidshor
There was no "Youthquake" - turnout relative to 2018 was strongly associated with age, with turnout increasing starkly in older counties and decreasing the most in younger counties.
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My country, which I love very much, has seen better days.
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Judaism should have a holiday that’s like the opposite of Yom Kippur where you recount all the times you were wronged in the past year
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At the Toulouse airport, just watched a woman try to order oat milk in English for her coffee. Barista kept hearing “hot milk.” Emotions escalated to the point where I had to intervene and explain what oat milk was, and this French man was absolutely pissed to learn it exists
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Stunned and heartbroken to hear of Jaimie’s passing. Talented, fiery, funny — complete one-of-a-kind. Terrible. So difficult to process.
At 9:21 pm on Monday, August 22, composer and trumpeter jaimie branch passed away in her home in Red Hook, Brooklyn. Her family, friends and community are heart broken.
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Friends, I know these are incredibly fraught times, fear and danger abound, we're witnessing the collapse of society and the politician you dislike is literally Hitler, but you do not need to remind me in the replies to a cake recipe.
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