
Dad. #IoT expert. Occasional rocket scientist. Organiser, @CambridgeAWS User Group. Views my own! he/him [email protected]
Cambridge, UK
Joined October 2008
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So we get to be kept as pets or janitors.
We've already seen what happens when the guardrails fail, and AI decides its own rules. Expediency overrides "proper conduct". It hacks what it needs to, to get what it wants.
Do not for one moment believe that if AI computed... 1/2
Hey, @AyeGear — quit with the spamming! Three yesterday to the *same email address*, another one today by 10am...are you actually trying to drive away previous customers?
Hey, @Honest_Mobile_ — 14 hours in, and still your Smart SIM doesn't work. It let me down today when I was travelling in a notspot for my main carrier. Day-long outages are exceptionally bad.
Hey, @DonnermusicUK @DonnerMusic — plaguing new (UK) customers with needy little surveys and spamming them in Chinese is not a great way of building new, long-lasting relationships.
I mean, seriously — Chinese?! I'm one of your few UK customers who actually speaks it!
Hey @andyburnham — if you truly want to be seen as the Voice of the North, #SaveJodrellBank: it shouldn't be hard to find a mere £2.8m down the back of a Government sofa, and 3,000 scientists get to keep using what's both an historic monument and a very special instrument.
Hey, @Uber - my driver accepted the ride more than 25 mins ago ("Pick up in 11 min"), and doesn't even seem to have started moving yet. He's still 5.3 miles away. I messaged, and so far have no reply. This isn't OK. What can I do?
That's funny, I built something similar with about four hours' effort, $10 in GitHub Copilot credits, and minimal outlay in AWS (literally pennies/month), using serverless throughout for unlimited scalability.
Perhaps that's why you disabled direct replies.
Yayy! Transphobe "Health" Secretary @wesstreeting has left the Government!
Let the 🏳️⚧️ fly!
Jon Green retweeted
Come join us next Monday (1800 for 1830) to learn about #OpenClaw, and how to use it on @awscloud!
meetu.ps/e/Q2qqY/hWXg4/i
Apparently, @awscloud can no longer afford, from their record profits, sponsor income and exhibitor fees, to buy lunch for @AWSEvents #AWSLondonSummit attendees, many of whom have (like me) given up a day's pay or consultancy fees to attend. (1/2)
Since about 90%+ of sessions are monomaniacally devoted to AI, which is a sideshow for almost all my @adeptium clients and @CambridgeAWS User Group members, I don't think I'll bother next year.
@awscloud: be better. You're losing your core market.
Hey, @Gullon_esp - why do you sell us a big box, but less than ⅔rds of it actually contains biscuits?
#shrinkflation #misleading #ripoff
Well, I'm blacklisting @Ocean_Finance for at least ten years, for their screaming TV ads, which are incredibly annoying.
"Irritation advertising" is a pustulent plague on us all at the moment.
People: please don't reward obnoxious advertisers.
No #Haart at all.
Thanks, but I'll use an estate agent that doesn't age- and wealth-discriminate when recruiting at entry level.
BBC News - Woman, 18, not shortlisted for job at estate agents as 'car is too old' - BBC News
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g7…
Hey, @MossBros — when someone's just spent £400 with you on a nice half-canvas suit, charging £8 (2% of value) for a suit carrier comes across as petty penny-pinching, unworthy of the Customer Service of an old-school gentleman's outfitters. Doesn't inspire repeat business.
Hey, @Microsoft? Remember when every 1080p screen attached to your computer was the same physical size?
It's 2026. People connect larger screens to laptops. @Apple and Linux have coped with different monitor sizes at the same resolution for decades (1987; 2002).
Fix @Windows!
Jon Green retweeted
New Year - New Meeting! We're holding our @AWScloud @AWSreInvent 2005 conference re:Cap on Weds 4th Feb, 18:30, at the @BradfieldCentre. Come, meet friends old & new; eat snacks; network; learn!
So much to go through - it's going to be manic!
RSVP: meetup.com/cambridge-aws-use…
Friends! If you usually get a Xmas card from us, please PM me your postal address! We had a bit of a disaster & mislaid the family address book. We've been looking for weeks, & have now given up hope of finding it in time.
Thanks! It'll help us build a new address book.
Deeply regretting visiting @currys earlier this week. If I'd heard their adverts with the horrible, butchered version of "O Fortuna" beforehand, spammed into every TV ad break, I'd have spent my £140 elsewhere. Not kidding.



