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Likes: Eurogames, ttrpgs, embroidery, West Ham United, cricket and theology. Dislikes: Nationalism. Writes for: @CambsCC. He/him. BLM. Views my own.

Cambridge, England
Joined April 2011
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5 - England at EURO 2024 will be the first team in EURO/World Cup history to face five different countries all beginning with the same letter in a single tournament (Serbia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Switzerland, Spain). Sibilance.
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Dungeons and Dragons campaign where you play a party of Lib Dem staffers trying to keep Ed Davey alive in the face of his increasingly dangerous campaigning efforts.
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⚠️#A47 #Thorney Road DELAYS in both directions between #ThorneyHill and #Guyhirn #RingsEnd of around 2 miles due to an obstruction in the carriageway. Please allow extra time for your journey.
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Thanks for the coverage, @Cambslive. We are pleased to make these important service changes to help our Busway customers get where they need to go. stge.co/3UG8MV5
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It was shot on location, on the Planet of the Apes. How did they even get there? Wait. Oh my god. OH MY GOD
‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’ was shot almost entirely on location. “We probably had one blue screen set on the movie” (Source: collider.com/kingdom-of-the-…)
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Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers. It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
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Here's how Real Madrid could line up if they manage to sign both Alphonso Davies and Kylian Mbappe and the Fellowship of the Ring this summer 🤯
Here's how Real Madrid could line up if they manage to sign both Alphonso Davies and Kylian Mbappe this summer 🤯
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Jonathan Kitley retweeted
The most common surname in Slovakia is 'Horváth' which means 'Croatian' in Hungarian.
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UPDATE ⛔️ROAD CLOSURES The following roads are CLOSED due to FLOODING Main Street, #Hamerton New Road, #Woodwalton Bridge Street, #Wistow #B1046 between #Toft & #Kingston #B1040 East Delph #Whittlesey #A1123 Bridge Road, #Earith Common Road, #WestonColville Common Road, #Brinkley Horse and Gate Street, #FenDrayton Low Road #Fenstanton Pig Lane, #StIves Marley Road, #StIves Station Approach, #Somersham #A141 #SpittalsWay #Huntingdon #B1428 Cambridge Street, #StNeots Brook Street #StNeots Please plan your route and allow extra time for your journey.
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“Who of us would want to celebrate Christmas correctly? Who will finally lay at the manger all power, all honor, all reputation, all vanity, all pride, and all selfishness? Who is content to be lowly and to let God alone be high?” -Bonhoeffer, 1933 Advent sermon
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happy first sunday of advent!
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I refuse to watch Muppet Christmas Carol. I do not see myself or my culture represented. Why is the cast mostly Muppets when the VAST majority of British people are humans? We cannot rewrite history by pretending Tiny Tim was a frog. The very worst kind of pandering tokenism.
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I park my car at the top of the hill but then it just rolls back down? Can anyone help?
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Jonathan Kitley retweeted
Cameron going to No. 10 smacks of a relegation threatened club getting on the phone to Sam Allardyce
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He's not the only one.
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“Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?” “No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.”
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I just read a quote that said that dating someone with #adhd is like microdosing Wikipedia and I’m dead now ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
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You do see a lot of women living extremely lavishly off the proceeds of accusing a man of sexual assault don’t you
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Jonathan Kitley retweeted
Interview request 😊😊😊 I’d love to speak to people living a) with multiple generations in one household b) with a family who live with additional people or with another family Would be v grateful if you could share! X
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There was a guy who used to sit near us at home games. I'd see his anger, the temper he had on him, and hear the shouts of 'you'd hit your missus harder than that' and every week I'd worry for whoever he went home to. Behaviour learned from the very top.
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