I just found out my mother plays bridge with the mother-in-law of Alan Jackson’s daughter. I may need to look into personal security with this new found fame.

I want to give a shout out to Earl Bartell, the inventor of the Kmart Blue Light Special. As an opportunist, I miss randomly getting post holiday merchandise at an extra 10 percent off.

My wife let me order 12 bags of Starburst Jelly beans..so take that quarantine.

my world is so small in area and yet so big in focus

I received a summons for Jury Duty in May about a month ago. I may have prayed to get out of it... I truly regret this decision.

Would it be weird or wrong to cover all of the door frames of my house with grape juice?

I am frustrated that ihorse is not a legal word in scrabble. Can't you put "i" in front of anything and make it a word? #makeanihorseapple

I am going to go be cool and watch Star Wars tonight #onvhs #anewhope