Honestly I have never felt this bad.

Learning I might be lactose intolerant on 23 Dec after a cheese board is not the one.

Minute Cryptic - 14 December 2024 "Iron crumpled shirt, removing its fourth kink" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par minutecryptic.com/?utm_sourc… 😏

Why am I so thirsty today?

Physio wants me to try a jog over the next week or so. I’m not sure I’m prepared for this.

Jasper is so unusually cuddly this morning. In unrelated information, look at the size of his schnoz.

Minute Cryptic - 4 December 2024 "Followed members of staff at Home Depot" (8) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 3 under par minutecryptic.com/?utm_sourc…

Minute Cryptic - 18 November 2024 "Acne is erupting soon" (2,1,3) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par minutecryptic.com/?utm_sourc…

Accidentally hit someone with a barbell. Well technically he walked into it while I was lifting. Neither of us were injured but it was a shock.

Minute Cryptic - 5 November 2024 "Universal negativity when elderly dad debuts single" (5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par minutecryptic.com/?utm_sourc…

Minute Cryptic - 4 November 2024 "Less pay?! Principals quit schoolwork" (5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par minutecryptic.com/?utm_sourc…

No Amazon, the laundry detergent I was shopping for yesterday is not something I’m aspiring to “make my dream a reality today.”

Almost ran over a beautiful golden retriever puppy because the owner had her off lead running around next to a main road and she decided to chase a bird. If I hadn’t been going dead slow and slammed on the brakes it would have been a sad ending.

Breakfast

Time to renew my SIM only contract. Any suggestions? Prefer a network with good coverage, don’t need a ton of data, but want it to be reliable. O2 often has full bars but nothing works. Prefer if it supports Apple Watch too.

The blood pressure machine hissed at my kitten and now he’s sulking in the corner of the room.

What were they thinking with this website? I had to do a double take.

Hmm. My training plan has me scheduled for 6K but my running group’s choices are 5K and 7.5K. Decisions decisions.

“One day I’ll get those birds I swear”