the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a dj

Joined April 2020
me + my 3 favorite pokemon :D
me + my 3 fave Pokรฉmon
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joot ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
Jared and Netanyahu are sharing a bank account and the media wonโ€™t even touch the story . This is beyond party affiliation, this is national security ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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this is the third time i have forgotten my car at work and walked home instead. it's been there since sunday ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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i keep those meter maids in business let me tell you
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feelin like miss medium beat today ๐Ÿ˜”
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melatonin is the greatest advancement in homosexual walking music since womanizer
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there are real actual atrocities and perpetuators of these issues influencing our world, mobilize and act on that! stop scratching at the things around you just because the big bad feels untouchable. this is why nothing changes, why revolution isn't coming.
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time will vindicate madison beer i'm certain of it
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joot ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
My theory is that this is a trap for bachelorette parties, strategically luring them away from actually gay bars. In the end, they will be vindicated as heroes.
this new bar in hellโ€™s kitchen literally looks like a looney tunes trap for gay people
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Decided to add a sound effect cuz why not
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tiffany day is cool i think you're all just bullies tbh
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joot ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad
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joot ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
Oh wow Pikachu/Gengar/Charizard colored headphones you shouldnโ€™t have!
New Beats x Pokemon Collaboration Coming Soon! We'll post the official reveal and any new drops. #Pokemon
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this kelly clarkson v small business drama is so funny bc with both statements the company has displayed the exact attitude that she complained about. completely unprofessional and obsessed with proving her wrong for literally no gain whatsoever
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who are all you people ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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i didn't realize mistr has money like that omg
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joot ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
hey killer... how was the kill?
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joot ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
I think about all the gay men around the world who had to build their dreams of romance around shitty heterosexual art and media and now they are all rejecting him for being openly gay like fuck all of you actually
troye this is so beautifulโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.
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do i pick up the wig...
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the algorithm on my alt was reset and it's pissing me off omg
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joot ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
Half my usb is just songs that clear the room completely
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