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J P Haley

@jopehaley

Greed kills. Entropy rules. °° I bend spacetime and so do you! ⚛ DSM, IA #LetsGoBucs #HereWeGo #LetsGoPens #F1 #PsychologicalThrillers

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Joined April 2014
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What the hell is wrong with you people?
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A day feels like a decade A week feels like Wednesday A month feels like a minute A year was just yesterday
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Late night pee almost scared the sh!t outta me 😑
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This is America! Justice is non-existent.
BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) profile pictureBladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSOct 29
This is how 'justice' works.
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What da 😮
William Coyote, Esq. ✌️😀 (@EquateRadiant) profile pictureWilliam Coyote, Esq. ✌️😀@EquateRadiantOct 29
This startup is something else, man. Another angle 😮‍💨
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This startup is something else, man. Another angle 😮‍💨
William Coyote, Esq. ✌️😀 (@EquateRadiant) profile pictureWilliam Coyote, Esq. ✌️😀@EquateRadiantOct 27
GAAAHH LEE THAT FORD LMDH STARTUP IS VIOLENT 😤😤😤
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Yes, absolutely more over-engineered shit to break is what we need This is asinine (I went to college for AS engineering)
c e n t i n e l a (@centinela_ev) profile picturec e n t i n e l a@centinela_evOct 29
Este ingenioso sistema de Ford se llama Door Edge Protector y debería ser obligatorio en todos los vehículos.
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Tape on the finger blisters 🤘
𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕟𝔹𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 (@_DamnBucky) profile picture𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕟𝔹𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪
@_DamnBuckyOct 29
Thirsty Thursday Musical Interlude 🍻🤸‍♂️💃🥳
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Sounds like they can adapt to live elsewhere then? I let spiders be unless they are in my personal space They will be shooed, flicked or squished as necessary
Will McGugan (@willmcgugan) profile pictureWill McGugan
@willmcguganOct 29
Fun fact. Most spiders you find indoors are house spiders, which have adapted to living in human domiciles since the Roman era. If you put them outside it isn’t a kindness. They likely wouldn’t survive even a day.
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Total bull shit. How do you think they got into the house to begin with? Magic? Also Roman spiders don't exist everywhere, here in Australia the spiders come inside but Australia is only 200 years old so explain that.
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Why are there children giggling outside my window at 4:45am ? 🫣
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Buncha old white people at a bowling alley 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂 😬 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 😬
Billy Fuerst (@BillyFuerst) profile pictureBilly Fuerst@BillyFuerstOct 29
Long line of folks waiting to see @hinsonashley and @tedcruz in Council Bluffs!
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It doesn't have his name on it
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokOct 29
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN IOWA This bakery is selling tombstone cookies with Trump’s name and the words “any day now” It’s a death cult
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Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokOct 29
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN IOWA This bakery is selling tombstone cookies with Trump’s name and the words “any day now” It’s a death cult
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You guys 'member when something was actually trending on twitter and a measly 300ish views didn't cut it
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I guess because Halloween is coming up, I’ve been painting a lot of skeletons. I love this guy.
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Replying to @ieatspam666
I bought Christmas lights tonight from the dollar store to add to my Halloween decorations What have I become
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Ieatspam666@ieatspam666Oct 30
I've half a mind to buy them, paint skulls on them, festoon them with fake cobwebs and put them on my front lawn and then leave them like that till New Years. Theres no human being who walks into CVS on 10/29 and goes...oh! Santa stuff! Great, I was worried about this weekend!
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The prez cancelled his rally in Dubuque, IA 😂🤣🤣
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I cannot tell you how uninterested I am in flying cars when people who work 40+ hours a week can't afford rent or groceries.
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Y'all know the Iran war restarts after next week, right?
Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@FmrRepMTG) profile pictureFormer Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@FmrRepMTGOct 29
Gas and diesel prices in LA less than a week before the midterms. Lord help people. 🙏 I can only imagine how hard it is for them and how bad it will be when Trump goes back to his stupid senseless war with Iran!!!
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