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The Joplin Toad

@joplintoad

An intergalactic Joplin Missouri Publication. /// twitter = dark side of the toad : https://teapawt.net/t.co/LeokszGYf5

 Joplin, MO
Joined March 2019
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TOAD NEWS: Local big box theater breaks remaining seats, lowers bathroom-hand-dryer temperatures by another 30%, and prices individual tickets at $73.50 in last desperate show of power
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Our baristas are the only group of humans who could easily stage a coup and conquer this city. They know your drink. They know your secrets. Tip them well. #baristasofjoplin #baristasruletheworld #joplintoad
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We’re having a meeting of Toad minds to think through all of the awesome stuff we’re going to do in 2023…so let’s do a live tweet/thread/etc 1/?
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That last tweet was the 5/? #sorry 6/?
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I’m glad Kevin was left at home. The uncle was a touchhhhhh heavy handed, but the kid needed a wake up call. 7/?
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“It’s time to get that growth checked out.” Might be a recurring feature! Keep your eyes peeled!
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We might do a parade float. Like, in a parade and everything. It will obviously be TUBAS. Because it’s in a parade. #callbacktoapreviousthread 7/?
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Yellow Jacket marching band from Lebanon issues band, marching, and flying insect challenge to @MeLikeBees Listen to their new album to hear the result.
March it again, bandoleer
Tow trucks now. Like 7 in a row
Knock knock Who’s there? MARCHING MUSIC FROM BAND ON FOOT
Marching band: 16 Everything is marching bands, marching bands are everything.
Spook house floats now Someone growling and drooling the whole time #commitment
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Shriners had an “oriental music” float That and the honest-to-goodness Confederate float…. I mean Sheesh
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To be clear: Shriners didn’t have the Confederate float, just the Oriental Music one But both were in the parade
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Marching band count: 15 probably TUBA COUNT: 3 There’s hope yet
Miniature vehicles time
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