@joshcomers
 Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2009
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If this were all a movie, it’d be so fucking obvious who the bad guys were.
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Okay, Kash. Now you can get loaded.
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For years they'll be talking about how Trump survived a magic trick.
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I hope Bondi is enjoying Phase #1 of unemployment.
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I’m going to start posting again.
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Trump is getting his autopen ready.
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I’m staying up in case the Dodgers need me to pitch.
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I lurved her. variety.com/2025/film/news/d…

Diane Keaton, Oscar-Winning ‘Annie Hall’ Star, Dies at 79

Diane Keaton, who starred in "Annie Hall," has died. She was 79.

variety.com
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Hegseth: “ In conclusion, no fatties. Now, please welcome your Commander in Chief. . .”
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because he’s morbidly obese you see…
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Oh cool, so will Marco be hiring the hundreds of people that are now out of work?
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Man, Gutfeld is soo lucky he's not the least bit funny.
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Is this all so we'll have nobody to compare Greg Gutfeld to?
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Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit. * suck it, bitches. I don’t have a job
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Kash Patel will not rest until the weekend!
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Hulk Hogan's last feat was ripping his shirt off for the paramedics.
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Ozzy bit off the head of a bat during a show. Can Springsteen say that?
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You guys are crazy. Kid did an amazing job trimming my hedges. I have the utmost faith.
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If the National Guard in LA is looking for something to do, I’m about to jaywalk.
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This is the final phase of Elon's masterplan to get me to tweet again.
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does this mean i can buy a tesla?
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