I career from career to career.
New York, New York
Joined February 2009
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If not now, when? (I'd like to thank my costumer, @naymark.) instagram.com/p/3peaKmkB-0/
Phone rings. "I'm offended I have to watch these two idiots." Dad, apparently, is more of an NPH guy.
The worst thing about the shouty twink next to me at the coffee shop is his fundamental misunderstanding of copyright law.
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Raise your hand if you feel like you've been rooked by someone pretending to be Debra Monk. Just me? Really?
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In the spirit of Pride Month, I'm trying to be tolerant of this straight dude talking about hockey in front of me at the HK Kiehl's.
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Throwback to that time I asked a not especially amused playwright if I could borrow his Tony. instagram.com/p/3hNXiJEB5u/
Apparently the lyrics to "The Blob" do not exist on the internet. This seems a failure on your part, @itsdlevy.
Well, if you've been dying to see me on Inside Edition talking about Caitlyn Jenner, tonight's your night. 10:30 on Channel 9, I'm told.
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Christmas stamps in June, @DavidCote? (I considered a circus stamp, in silent tribute to Side Show. But then just went with a flag.)
I have two great skills: Wedding toasts and coop reference letters. Today, @mikiebarb and @bespoketim completed the Full Oxfeld Experience.
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It's all well and good to have a Westchester wedding on a beautiful spring day, until you confront: Paul Smith stripes or no socks at all?
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I haven't been in Google Analytics for nearly a year. I'm glad to see those same two crosseyed people are still there to greet me.
I felt sorry for myself because I lost my umbrella at "Memphis," until I read about the couple who'll get married at "It Shoulda Been You."
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God, Jim Parsons, and my childhood rabbi. Me on the funny, forgettable "An Act of God" at Studio 54: jd.fo/t8ihL
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"Oh, I'm with Jesse," says friend to his boyfriend, who has just called. "No, not Jessie Mueller." Jesse: "My life has been a tapestry..."