jade 🎀

Black people are soooo hot

我有点受不了了，我最近备考考研实在是太压抑，直接xp觉醒发现自己是sub，于是在网上找了个dom，是想奔着线下去的，聊天什么的都很舒服，对方律师也挺有钱的，身高体重也合我心意，结果聊着聊着被他知道我在备考了，于是天天逼着我看书，要我给他报备那个备考进度，还给我制定备考计划(1/n)

Remember to give yourself as many chances as you gave that useless goat

My chest ooo!!!!!. Mo fe rant. Me that I’m managing myself 😭😭 We went to eat as a group. I saw people ordering expensive stuff. I ordered rice of 4 euros, with rib sauce, everything like 12 euros. They asked me for drink option, I said don’t worry, and took water. Again, I saw people ordering expensive stuff with soups and cocktails o but left them. They then decided to order dumplings for the table, I no talk. Ate like one or two of the dumplings. Time to pay, oya share the price of the dumplings and add it to our individual bills na. These people brought general bill. 😭 Oya split it according to what we ordered, they say it will be too complex especially with tax and service charge. Guess what they now did? They split it equally. I’m dead 😭 Me that knows I’m broke that bought 4 euro rice 😭, tried to protest but everybody was looking at me like the one from poverty stricken country so I let it be. I’m dead 😭. Money I have budgeted for the next 3 days. The people ordering those wines and me with water, same thing, nitori general dumplings wey they order 💔 I feel defrauded 😭💔. I should have eaten more. Eaten on everybody’s neck. Cause now I’m the mumu philanthropist 💔 Na to starve till I return to my base o.

13. Ian Somerhalder

It was too hot in lagos 🇬🇧