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@jpdemmel
 Hamilton, OH
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Joined March 2012
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ate too much chocklit
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Mister farquad from shrek
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What’s a banger
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Paul Williams singer, songwriter, actor, stopped by the Tonight Show coming straight from his Planet Of The Apes set 😂
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Yeah
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A perfect night in 2024
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Cintas guy just asked me if I’m in the local ghostbusters brotherhood
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Really good stuff from Hank
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TomMorello played like he was touched by God with Bruce S
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You can have too much lettuce!
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My favorite lazy smart guy move is describing music as musical
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Netflix wild for this
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All I can say is ten years from now, my belly button lint will still be navy blue
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Right.
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Rick Moranis.. if you’re out there.. happy new year player
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Merry Christmas Eve!! 🎄❄️
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This would really tie a room together
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cinema has yet to top this teapawt.net/pcmedia2000s/status/17…
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Love
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Dreamt last night that I brought a bunch of pancakes in Tupperware to a party and used the pancakes to flirt with a 7 foot tall girl Then opened a cabinet to find 4 toddlers walking into each other whispering “babysitter” like a mantra
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