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🎚 || @ManUtd supporter. || have you tried to milk an almond? nightmare.

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This is everything. teapawt.net/chrisomerville/status/…
Chris Somerville (@chrisomerville) profile pictureChris Somerville@chrisomerville19 Sep 2017
I've watched this video of Liam Gallagher making his own cup of tea every day for a week now
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It's morning again in America.
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Avram Glazer just admitted to a room of bankers that United doesn't need to win football matches to make money. They don't care about the football. They only care about the profit. Protests won't force them out. Even relegation wouldn't force them out. They will only sell when the cash stops flowing. Stop buying tickets. Cancel your subscriptions. Empty Old Trafford. Glazer just handed us the blueprint to defeat them. WAKE UP!!!
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Nahhhhh cmon back out and talk that 💩 you was talking earlier
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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It's officially Woke 2. We're replacing Pat McAfee on College GameDay with Ms Rachel
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First stop post-win: Whataburger.
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Good. Do it again.
mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) profile picturemufcmpb
@mufcMPBNov 3
🚨🚨🗣️ @StevenRailston: “It looked like an angry United fan was shouting at Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox as they left the directors’ box. Security staff had to get involved.” #MUFC
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@neet_solNov 2
you are here
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fucking loser! your children have more compassion than you and you’re bragging about how evil you are
Fox News (@FoxNews) profile pictureFox News
@FoxNewsNov 2
"I have apparently raised a Democrat." Vice President JD Vance gets a laugh as he reveals his 4-year-old daughter tried to donate two of her brother's toys to the family's Toys for Tots drive. Vance jokes that despite his best efforts, his daughter is already taking someone else's belongings to give away. Download the FOX News app for the latest details: foxnews.com/download?intcmp=…
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JBT (@UtdJBT) profile picture
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@UtdJBTNov 1
When we play City in the Championship next year remember that we earned our place They had to cheat to get there
Kalshi Sports (@KalshiSports) profile pictureKalshi Sports
@KalshiSportsOct 31
WILD: Manchester United now has a 20% chance of relegation, via Kalshi. Can United turn their season around?
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Mal (@UtdMaI) profile picture
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@UtdMaIOct 28
Sir David Beckham is all of us
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😭😭😭 homie thats your boss
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 26
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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🗣️ David Beckham: “I believe I know the right people to take Manchester United back to the top, we've had enough and we say enough is enough, the glazers family it's time for them to leave the club to other people, it's not their property the club belongs to all of us. I may want to own the club as well 😆. we want the noise to go away and the decision to be made for the Coach also" #mufc
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free turnstile concert to benefit humanitarian aide vs trumps 250 celebration of america bull shit
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This is what NIL was meant for.
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“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
Umesh Kumar (@itsumeshk) profile pictureUmesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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Lisandro Martínez did NOT hold back after United's loss to Atletico 😬👀
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You have no idea how much I want Iowa to land in that 5 to 8 range where they host a first round game. Bring Alabama, UCLA, or Texas up here a week before Christmas. Under the lights.
Sports Illustrated (@SInow) profile pictureSports Illustrated
@SInowOct 12
Shocking losses impacted the postseason picture, and the playoff has a dramatically new feel 👀
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You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.
mike murray (@snlmikemurray) profile picturemike murray
@snlmikemurrayOct 11
Shane Gillis apologizes during SNL goodnights following F-bomb during second live sketch
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FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 7
Trump to children: "You're so good-looking"
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