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J Plasmeier

@jplasmeier

queer software engineer // @CWRU, @AWSCloud // they/he // tweets are my own opinions and usually sarcastic

 Seattle, WA
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Joined March 2016
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I bought something on Prime Day and was recently refunded $0.22 of its cost because @Amazon was "able to offer a lower price."
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imagine if everyone were just better at their jobs
Nigel Warburton 🇺🇦 #FreeUkraine (@philosophybites) profile pictureNigel Warburton 🇺🇦 #FreeUkraine@philosophybites30 Jul 2018
Imagine what academic books could be like if more of them were written to be read... ⁦@Slate⁩ slate.com/human-interest/201…
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“To a first approximation, we can say that accidents are almost always the result of incorrect estimates of the likelihood of one or more things.” - C. Michael Holloway, NASA
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underrated tweet teapawt.net/yungelonmusk/status/10…
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AWS KMS is a managed service that makes it easy for you to create & control the encryption keys used to encrypt your data. Learn more: amzn.to/2tEvzFe
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felt old for knowing what defragging a hard drive meant before realizing i also know phil collins as an interesting up-and-coming prog rock drummer
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(this was prompted by an intern not knowing what it meant to defrag a hard drive)
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Jeff Bezos
@JeffBezos29 Apr 2018
The lucky boots worked again. Huge kudos and thanks to the entire @BlueOrigin team. #GradatimFerociter
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It's been a bad week for passwords
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have developed a bad habit of cackling like a villain whenever anyone says "at the same time"
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I've just graduated from college and for some reason that makes me want to write some Perl *evil grin*
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ACLU
@ACLU18 Oct 2017
Echoes of Watergate. Sessions claims executive privilege in refusing to answer whether he and Trump have discussed the Russia investigation after Sessions recused himself. Completely unacceptable in a Congressional oversight hearing.
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I love this machine. Could watch it forever.
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what it feels like to take B vitamins after midnight
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@bcrypt15 Oct 2017
quick everyone migrate to HTTPS in the next 24 hours teapawt.net/kennwhite/status/91952…
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just tried to plug in headphones to my new iPhone 8 and i can sense the ghost of steve jobs smirking at me from the afterlife
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recruiter: please send your resume and a picture of your passport me: youtube.com/watch?v=Bc5cOohf…
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Former DHS official: “We can now definitively say that the Russians could hack our entire elections, remotely, all at once"
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highlight of the semester so far- inheriting Prof. Tekin's vols 1-3 of AoCP by Knuth (a @CWRU alum!)
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there are no words for this garbage - U.S. Votes Against United Nations Ban on Death Penalty for Same-Sex Relations snopes.com/2017/10/03/united…
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