@jquadddddd

bark at the park enthusiast

Joined April 2009
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Will never pay Elon for longer tweets but I cannot take “Lindor isn’t a leader” discourse anymore!!! His teammates have only ever referred to him as such!!!! He literally creates leadership programs for children!!!!! I know this man says it as ragebait but the rest of you. PLEASE
Brandon Tierney
@BrandonTierneyJul 9
And for years, I've been right. Not a leader. Soto's team 100%. Ship him out.
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This is what the universe keeps doing to me every time I feel mentally stable
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People who insist on blowing off fireworks/fire crackers while the sun is literally still up and people are just trying to get their dogs to shit in peace are nazis FYI and you can punch them without consequence. This is law!
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Quite possibly never been as iconic of an invisible string as the one tying @kevinburkhardt from an SNY polo to Taylor Swift’s WEDDING
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Benson Boone and Taylor Lautner on the dance floor while everyone’s eating their dinner
Taylor Swift Updates 🦋
@swifferupdatesJul 3
💍| Benson Boone is on his way to the wedding of the century!
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SNEAKERS?? TO THE ROYAL WEDDING???
The Swift Society
@TheSwiftSocietyJul 3
🚨| Ed Sheeran arriving at Taylor’s wedding!
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Give Mrs. Met a GUN
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Losing it at someone in the NYC “are we dating the same guy” group earnestly seeking information on a man and using a pic of him posing with JALEN BRUNSON…the comments
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Girl’s girl so I can’t post the full pic for OP’s safety (plot twist the serious comments reveal the actual guy SUCKS) but please. The visual of it was so good
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“I replaced Kevin Burkhardt. Do you think I can be RATTLED?” Absolutely iconic
Steve Gelbs
@SteveGelbsJul 1
Almost choked, but I said what I said. Man of integrity who can’t be rattled.
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Matt Walsh, and many like him, have the sole occupation of spreading rage. It’s how he feeds his family. He wants you locked in a rage spiral so that he can make money. He is occupationally incapable of not melting down. Once you realize it, it explains everything that he does.
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlogJun 30
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
I at least got to live for 40 years in a country that looks and functions something like America. The fact that my children are having that opportunity stolen from them fills me with rage so deep I can’t describe it. I truly hate the people who have done this to us.
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Should be invited to the wedding tbh
Pop Crave
@PopCrave29 Sep 2023
Couple that dressed up as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for Halloween 2020 are going viral for ‘predicting’ relationship: “I don't know any world in which Taylor Swift + Travis Kelce would be in the same room together, but apparently in this one they're married?”
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Julia retweeted
lex ❦@atropalexJun 29
whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head
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Only from reading this tweet did I become aware I’ve literally never heard anybody else ever call a TV remote “the box”
macksy@macksypowwaJun 29
other families’ name for the tv remote control makes me feel physically fucking sick
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People want the mascot fired for making everyone laugh when no one has really smiled in months. A mascot, whose job is to make people laugh. Marcel Ozuna remains employed in the same sport despite being far less effective in his role. May we all just pause. May we simply reflect
anthony@HoodieAlonsoJun 26
Fire the mascot. I’m beyond serious. This is far more egregious than the middle finger (which was justified)
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Imagine if this was the kid caster’s inning
SNY
@SNYtvJun 24
Pete Crow-Armstrong is ruled out at second base after initially contacting second base and losing possession of the base. Crow-Armstrong had initially advanced to second base on a walk. Cubs manager Craig Counsell has been ejected.
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No free content but omg
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Mariska and Jalen atp
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A man who knows the president he is about to drag his team to couldn’t make that speech if his life depended on it and needs to provide an excuse for why he will ultimately end up doing nothing but commenting on the size of everyone’s biceps over a Taco Bell dinner
New York Basketball
@NBA_NewYorkJun 18
"I don't need your vote. I don't need to quote to you what happened. If you're real Knick fans you know it already" ––  New York Knicks owner James Dolan after New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani recites a history of the Knicks and the past season
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You laugh but he will 100% play Tyler Kolek
7/11 Truther
@DaveMcNamee3000Jun 14
Timothee Chalamet is going to win his first Oscar for playing Jalen Brunson
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Why do people voluntarily CHOOSE to be this dense
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